Time to revive this thread from the old forum. In this thread, you are invited to post any quotations from old comics that strike your fancy.
I'll post the first one:
--Couldn't we all? Savage Dragon #12, dialogue by Erik Larsen.COP #1: [reading Dragon's fan mail] I got one that says he's got a noisy neighbor he wants you to clobber.
COP #2: Heck, I'll do it. I could use the exercise.