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    Default A Sad Day for CBR - nay, the world - Britney Spears Mega-Thread

    An official announcement should be out in a day or to.

    Soon she will go from being a mere Step-MILF to being a true MILF and she can also lose that Future MILF t-shirt she's been sporting on occasion over the past few months.

    As an aside, do you think hubby Kevin Federline wears the baseball hat in that super retarded sideways style when they have hot, moist, semi-naughty celebrity sex?

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    And I'm supposed to care because.....?
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    To me, she'll always be a never-MILF.
    Life is but a dream.

    Meeps? MEEEEEEPS!

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    Im glad to hear that Britney Spears has finally found a guy that will have sex with her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JadeDragon
    Im glad to hear that Britney Spears has finally found a guy that will have sex with her.
    Yeah, it seems like just yesterday she was like a virgin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by howyadoin
    Yeah, it seems like just yesterday she was like a virgin.

    Yep and then she met me and the quick slide downhill began.

    *Slap*

    Oh wait, that's just my fantasy.
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    I'm sure she'll be a virgin again as soon as this marriage is over.




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    Pregnant, or just fat?
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    This just might kill BritneySpearsGuy (Boy, do I miss him).

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    Quote Originally Posted by WSLer
    An official announcement should be out in a day or to.

    Soon she will go from being a mere Step-MILF to being a true MILF and she can also lose that Future MILF t-shirt she's been sporting on occasion over the past few months.

    As an aside, do you think hubby Kevin Federline wears the baseball hat in that super retarded sideways style when they have hot, moist, semi-naughty celebrity sex?

    *has flashback to when first heard that Madonna was pregnant*

    *shudders*
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    Maddona was pregnant? Who knew?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bitplayer
    Maddona was pregnant? Who knew?
    Pretty much the whole world. She has a daughter named Lourdes, if I remember correctly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by howyadoin
    Pretty much the whole world. She has a daughter named Lourdes, if I remember correctly.
    And a son named Rocko...or something.

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    Oh boy! I get to use this twice in as many days!
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    I hope she lays off the nose candy during her pregnancy.

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