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    DD & BP: secret BFF's FriendRoss's Avatar
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    well i had a serious response but not sure if serious topic anymore


    oh well..... im 5'7-5'8 depending on how i measure or im standing... if i was taller, id be a different person.... and i dont want to be a different person


    this message brought to you by age, maturity, and not giving a funk what other people think anymore


    forget trying to get girls..... BUY GIRLS! prostitution is very underrated... much easier then a relationship and cheaper then marriage

    this message brought to you by a married man

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    Quote Originally Posted by VG_Addict View Post
    I'm thinking about getting that bone surgery that makes you taller.
    Maybe you should just get some funhouse mirrors that will make you look taller. That's what I did.
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    I think this is just an advanced chatbot, like an AI experiment, that someone is testing. Some of its phrasing is too identical from forum to forum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VG_Addict View Post
    But I feel so unmanly, being a short guy.
    My father was a short guy.
    If you insult my dad one more time, it will be pistols at dawn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by T Hedge Coke View Post
    So, this is a thread that's been posted on four or five different forums, and it's about being worried he's too short to get the kind of woman he wants because they'll produce, apparently, taller children?

    At least this is the internet and not a bar, because it's easier to step out and get a breather on the internet. You don't even have to give up your drink.
    But at a bar it's easier to thump someone when they're being stupid.

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    Penis size tends to be a bigger deal breaker than height, so I wouldn't worry.

    Unless.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shawn Hopkins View Post
    I think this is just an advanced chatbot, like an AI experiment, that someone is testing. Some of its phrasing is too identical from forum to forum.
    Jeez we have been talking to a robot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton View Post
    He's Asian, saying he's a short Asian is just being redundant.
    I'll have to tell my 6'1"' asain son that
    Pain shared is divided, joy shared is multiplied

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    I don't know what the exact deal is here, whether it is a serious cry for help or an elaborate piece of trolling (I suppose one doesn't necessarily preclude the other), but either way, it is inappropriate for here.

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