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    Quote Originally Posted by Jared H. View Post
    I love me some umlauts.
    I don't know what a umlaut is, so I was going to Google it, but this might be a trick! I'm not googling your dirty umlauts!
    The unicorn is kind of lonely
    Being unique and oh so corny
    Mounting does not amount to much
    The unicorn is unic-horny.
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    She's everything that every girl should be!
    Sable, Popcorn, White Wine,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Gingham, Bluebirds, Broadway ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's mine alone, but luckily for you ...
    If you find a girl to love,
    Only one girl to love,
    Then she'll be Bipolar Danger Girl too ...
    Bipolar Danger Girl!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jared H. View Post
    I love me some umlauts.
    There's always a big hassle with accent marks on official documentation like birth certificates and proof of age. About ten or so years ago, there was a big kerfuffle over it with parents wanting an accent over the 'e' in their son's name. And just recently, a girl in Sydney tried to change her name so that there were umlauts over all the vowels in her name, only to run into problems. According to the registry of births, deaths and marriages, there were regulations limiting accent marks, in any one name, to three and she wanted four.
    They finally got it sorted, but as her legal representative said, "You can't make an umlaut without breaking a few regs."
    "Loudly proclaiming that you are above childish things isn't a sign of maturity - it's proof of adolescence." - Schnitzy Pretzelpants

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squirrel View Post
    Seconded! May your wife give you all the blowjobs!
    Yes, even if your job interview goes horribly, you're guaranteed at least one job in this world!
    Hurrah!
    Also cake!
    "Loudly proclaiming that you are above childish things isn't a sign of maturity - it's proof of adolescence." - Schnitzy Pretzelpants

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pól Rua View Post
    There's always a big hassle with accent marks on official documentation like birth certificates and proof of age. About ten or so years ago, there was a big kerfuffle over it with parents wanting an accent over the 'e' in their son's name. And just recently, a girl in Sydney tried to change her name so that there were umlauts over all the vowels in her name, only to run into problems. According to the registry of births, deaths and marriages, there were regulations limiting accent marks, in any one name, to three and she wanted four.
    They finally got it sorted, but as her legal representative said, "You can't make an umlaut without breaking a few regs."
    You, sir, are my hero.
    I'm autistic. What's your excuse?

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    Y'know that thing I said that got you offended? I was just joking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl View Post
    For SISter Steamy:

    I'm autistic. What's your excuse?

    AKA Muffin, Rear Admiral Nerdcock...

    Y'know that thing I said that got you offended? I was just joking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pól Rua View Post
    There's always a big hassle with accent marks on official documentation like birth certificates and proof of age. About ten or so years ago, there was a big kerfuffle over it with parents wanting an accent over the 'e' in their son's name. And just recently, a girl in Sydney tried to change her name so that there were umlauts over all the vowels in her name, only to run into problems. According to the registry of births, deaths and marriages, there were regulations limiting accent marks, in any one name, to three and she wanted four.
    They finally got it sorted, but as her legal representative said, "You can't make an umlaut without breaking a few regs."
    You might be the most adorable nerd ever. You would think discovering the most adorable nerd ever, would cheer me up after discovering umlaut is not a dirty word... but nope. Still fucking sad about it.
    The unicorn is kind of lonely
    Being unique and oh so corny
    Mounting does not amount to much
    The unicorn is unic-horny.
    ~the4thpip

    Diamonds, Daisies, Snowflakes,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Chestnuts, Rainbows, Springtime ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's tinsel on a tree ...
    She's everything that every girl should be!
    Sable, Popcorn, White Wine,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Gingham, Bluebirds, Broadway ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's mine alone, but luckily for you ...
    If you find a girl to love,
    Only one girl to love,
    Then she'll be Bipolar Danger Girl too ...
    Bipolar Danger Girl!
    ~fly on the wall

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    Quote Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl View Post
    I don't know what a umlaut is, so I was going to Google it, but this might be a trick! I'm not googling your dirty umlauts!
    It is the name for the two dots that go over a letter.
    Quote Originally Posted by Pól Rua View Post
    There's always a big hassle with accent marks on official documentation like birth certificates and proof of age. About ten or so years ago, there was a big kerfuffle over it with parents wanting an accent over the 'e' in their son's name. And just recently, a girl in Sydney tried to change her name so that there were umlauts over all the vowels in her name, only to run into problems. According to the registry of births, deaths and marriages, there were regulations limiting accent marks, in any one name, to three and she wanted four.
    They finally got it sorted, but as her legal representative said, "You can't make an umlaut without breaking a few regs."
    Swoons with joy. Well done, Munkee

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    Quote Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl View Post
    You might be the most adorable nerd ever. You would think discovering the most adorable nerd ever, would cheer me up after discovering umlaut is not a dirty word... but nope. Still fucking sad about it.
    Cheer up Princess Supreme Leader, this crowd could make any word dirty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snarkbunny View Post
    It is the name for the two dots that go over a letter.
    Quote Originally Posted by snarkbunny View Post
    Cheer up Princess Supreme Leader, this crowd could make any word dirty.
    So... like little tiny boobs over letters to make them sound hotter? Like that?
    The unicorn is kind of lonely
    Being unique and oh so corny
    Mounting does not amount to much
    The unicorn is unic-horny.
    ~the4thpip

    Diamonds, Daisies, Snowflakes,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Chestnuts, Rainbows, Springtime ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's tinsel on a tree ...
    She's everything that every girl should be!
    Sable, Popcorn, White Wine,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Gingham, Bluebirds, Broadway ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's mine alone, but luckily for you ...
    If you find a girl to love,
    Only one girl to love,
    Then she'll be Bipolar Danger Girl too ...
    Bipolar Danger Girl!
    ~fly on the wall

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    Quote Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl View Post
    Fucking right! When I take over the world, I'm killing the dentists first.
    A-fucking-men.

    Judge Death's father was a dentist. That's all the evidence you need for a world wide cull.
    The Hod: Novelist, raconteur and celebrated sexual athlete.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl View Post
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, thehod!

    Kick that job interview in the TEETH! WOO!
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    Happy birthday, Hod-SISsie!


    Rock the interview!
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    Happy birthday thehod, you magnificent bastard.
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    Seconded! May your wife give you all the blowjobs!
    Quote Originally Posted by Pól Rua View Post
    Yes, even if your job interview goes horribly, you're guaranteed at least one job in this world!
    Hurrah!
    Also cake!
    Cheers guys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl View Post
    So... like little tiny boobs over letters to make them sound hotter? Like that?
    Like word nipples.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl View Post
    For SISter Steamy:

    Fucking excellent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl View Post
    So... like little tiny boobs over letters to make them sound hotter? Like that?
    Well that's how I'm going to refer to them from now on.
    The Hod: Novelist, raconteur and celebrated sexual athlete.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl View Post
    So... like little tiny boobs over letters to make them sound hotter? Like that?
    Like that.. Now turn, Hod, Squirrel, Jared, Spike, Pol, and 'Dox loose on the task.

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