Uncanny Avengers #5 Preview

[Quinnhop]

She can't be. She wants to work on human-mutant relations by making mutants "cool" and "hip" again, starting with a clothing line apparently.

No, not racist, just fucking ignorant.

lol I'll just die if Rogue becomes a model for Wasp's fashion line. I'LL DIE.

Drop Red Skull, Onslaught, and Apocalypse and give me an entire series of Rogue modeling Wasp's fashion line.

[DebkoX]

She is NOT racist.

[fod_xp]

C'mon, these two sides thrive on the drama. And I LOVE IT! OMG, Rogue's such a troll. This Janet van Dyne is such a b!tch! She removed a family portrait!! All this over a stupid portrait?!?

Marvel and the writers are grinning ear to ear right now.




What are you talking about? The Avengers are dull as watching paint dry without the Winsome Wasp. She is the goddamn life of Earth's Mightiest. The cartoon was so epic because of her adorable Tinkerbell-esque scenery chewing. It was no coincidence that Joss Whedon ended up having her overshadow the rest of the team in the first draft of the movie when he thought Scarlet Jo may not be returning and he would have to introduce Jan in the flick as token lady.

Also, bless her drunken heart for creating such amazing awkward as f@#! moments-



And she bankrolls these beeyotches when Stark goes bankrupt or SHIELD is unwilling. Like in this very instance with the UA team. So yeah, they wouldn't be doing shit if they didn't have her bail them out time and again.

OMFG!
Janet's all like: You're so lucky to have a child, what's his/her name?
Carol: I was raped today you goddamn ****!!!
Janet: So who's the dad?
Carol: Janet, I will get out of this wheel chair and grind your face into these hall wall if you don't fuck off!!!
Janet:...So who's the father?
Carol: *brain aneurism* I WAS RAPED! I DON'T KNOW WHO THE FATHER IS YOU DUMB BITCH!!!!
Janet: So when are we having the baby shower?
Carol: You unbelievable cu...WAIT Baby Shower?? Do I get prezzies?
And Scene.

[sweetdumbass]

She is NOT racist.

Yeah and AvX was good. We get it.

[DebkoX]

Yeah and AvX was good. We get it.

As a matter of fact AVX was good (In my opinion)

[Quinnhop]

She is NOT racist.

No, just ignorant. And basic.

[darknessatnoon]

Nothing will make mutants more hated than a Janet Van Dyne mutie fashion line.

[DebkoX]

No, just ignorant. And basic.

Yes. Thats fair.

[Confuzzled Mutie]

No, just ignorant. And basic.

It ain't ignorance when she ain't sober. Which she never is!

She is like the Paula Abdul of Marvel, only young and cool.

[Confuzzled Mutie]

OMFG!
Janet's all like: You're so lucky to have a child, what's his/her name?
Carol: I was raped today you goddamn ****!!!
Janet: So who's the dad?
Carol: Janet, I will get out of this wheel chair and grind your face into these hall wall if you don't fuck off!!!
Janet:...So who's the father?
Carol: *brain aneurism* I WAS RAPED! I DON'T KNOW WHO THE FATHER IS YOU DUMB BITCH!!!!
Janet: So when are we having the baby shower?
Carol: You unbelievable cu...WAIT Baby Shower?? Do I get prezzies?
And Scene.

[fod_xp]

Orgasmic♥♥♥♥

[Confuzzled Mutie]

I know right? If only Hank and Janet had visited Frank-n-Furter's castle early on in their relationship. Hank wouldn't have grown so frustrated and built his no good dildo machine, Ultron.

P.S. Ultron would've been so much cooler and sexier if Frank-n-Furter had devised him! <3 <3

[DarthCyclopsRLZ]

OMFG!
Janet's all like: You're so lucky to have a child, what's his/her name?
Carol: I was raped today you goddamn ****!!!
Janet: So who's the dad?
Carol: Janet, I will get out of this wheel chair and grind your face into these hall wall if you don't fuck off!!!
Janet:...So who's the father?
Carol: *brain aneurism* I WAS RAPED! I DON'T KNOW WHO THE FATHER IS YOU DUMB BITCH!!!!
Janet: So when are we having the baby shower?

LMAO. Nice. Kinda wish you'd ended it there, though.

[fod_xp]

I know right? If only Hank and Janet had visited Frank-n-Furter's castle early on in their relationship. Hank wouldn't have grown so frustrated and built his no good dildo machine, Ultron.

P.S. Ultron would've been so much cooler and sexier if Frank-n-Furter had devised him! <3 <3

Ikr to all of this. Seriously, Marvel needs to make a What if... Doctor Franknfurter made Ultron- THE ULTIMATE SEX MACHINE OF LOVE!
The only thing close to that is 790 from LEXX.


He's a bit bitchy and catty, but he's good for [a] head. *buh dum tish*