ROFLOL, Bloody hilarious.Warning probably too long and the joke at the end a bit adult:
Somewhere in Canada ...
Cyclops: -"You know what I'm thinking about ?"
Cyclops: -"Hey no fair, if you use your powers!"
Emma: -"I wasn't, remember darling I do have a diploma in (educational) psychology."
Emma: -"What really gave you away was that you weren't on the verge of screaming ... so 'Jeeeeeaaaannnn' wasn't a option."
Cyclops: -"Touche ... what I was thinking more exactly is that with Tempus and Illiana's new powers we have so much control over time and we haven't used it to troll anybody."
Emma: -"Even Henry managed to do something even if completely amateurish."
They look at each other as grins slowly begin to form.
Some hours later at Avengers Sellouts Division HQ ...
The Scarlet Witch is pacing the common room all alone and reading to herself a speech of of her I-Pad:
Wanda: -"And that's why I stand alongside Alex Summers and ask you to see me not as a mutant Avenger but as a Avenger who has thrown away any past pre..."
Teen Wanda: -"OMG what am I wearing ??"
Wanda looks up to see a fresh faced 18 year old version of herself, judging by the costume she, was wearing most notably the wimple, this was just months before leaving the Brotherhood of Mutants.
Wanda: -"Sigh ... is this a psycho thing? Are you a part of myself given form by my powers ? (do I have to get my happy pills again?)"
T.Wanda: -"What noooo, my powers don't even work like that. You won't believe buuut apparently time travel is possible and ..."
Wanda: -"Summers !!!" followed up by a very low "how can you not like this costume I sat on Pietro's for months couch with nothing to do but think up my costume for my triumphant comeback!"
T.Wanda: -"Yes apparently there was something about 'turning this into a win' I tried to follow him but I couldn't wrap my head around these new X-Men you'll never guess ... "
Wanda: -"Try me."
T.Wanda: -"So Cyclops has this new costume which makes him look very scary and not at all heroic, the X-men are all new faces I don't know, including I think Cyclops's girlfriend who dresses in lingerie, and people mock my wimple :( , and you won't believe Magneto.
Wanda: -"Yes, Him."
T.Wanda: -"As a good guy, as a X-Man !!! he even shaved his head !!! and he was giving me this weird look the whole time I was there I was so distracted I didn't get what Scott was explaining to me besides how to get here. It was almost as if Magneto was interested in me in 'that way'"
Wanda: -"Please stop I'm going to barf."
T.Wanda: -"Yeah I know he's old enough to be my father " Wanda rolls her eyes at hearing this " (actually shouldn't he be older he seemed very fit) and ... I wouldn't tell anyone this but you're me (don't snitch to Pietro!!) but despite forcing us into the Brotherhood with his saving us teaching us about what we are and our powers he's sort of like my father figure."
Wanda: -"Uhmm sorry threw up a little into my mouth."
T.Wanda: -"If I did go for older guys ... well remember that Dr.Doom guy Magneto team up once I get the feeling he's not much older than me under the armour and he has this deep voice ... "
Wanda: -" Let's change the subject !! (See Children's Crusade for all the lurid details) "
T.Wanda: -"Yeah how about ... If the X-men are so desperate they took in Magneto in why aren't you and Pietro X-men as well? Huh, huh ?? "
Wanda: -"Me and Quicksilver are Avengers !!! It's tons better !!!"
T.Wanda: -"What Pshaw ... I always wanted to leave the brotherhood and be a X-men. Mutant and Proud ! Using my mutant gifts to protect a world that bla bla "
Wanda: -"Avengers get a penthouse, and a gym which won't go crazy and try to kill you ... "
T.Wanda: -"Scott did say something about Avengers and selling stuff out, that's how you guys have the money for a penthouse and something about a troll ... have I been brought here because you can't kill a troll by yourself ?? "
Wanda: -"From a certain point of view ... but come on I'm a legitimate Avenger now I've lived in America for years but still when I came here from Transia I wasn't such a European hick not to know 'trolling'."
T.Wanda: -"Hey be proud of your roots !!"
Wanda: -"I''l tell you the truth ... Scott brought you here to troll me over M-Day."
T.Wanda: -"M-day ?"
Wanda: -"Look it's a long story sit down..."
T.Wanda: -"OMG Those poor mutants ... "
Wanda: -"I was a victim too ... " said Wanda tears starting to form because even her past self wasn't on her own side.
T.Wanda: -"Why did they do that tribunal for you ?"
Wanda: -"Because I disassembled the Avengers ...."
T.Wanda: -"So alone I managed to do what the Brotherhood never could ... set the Avengers up a bomb."
Wanda: -"That's not how you phrase it proper ... forget it so as I was saying it all really started because I used my powers to conceive my twins :("
T.Wanda: -"But why use your powers ? Did this Vision guy uhmm shoot blanks (also why did you try to become a housewife) ?"
Wanda: -"No, see The Vision can not conceive because he is a robot ... a automata ... a artificial m"
T.Wanda: -"Ohh older-me, you say you've been in America for years but you still didn't catch on that the americans refer to them as 'dildos' :)) ?"