Wolverine vs Spiderman in an all out battle?

[mathew101281]

Who wins? Spiderman is faster and stronger and has his spider sense, but Wolverine is more durable and would probably do more damage if he connects.

[Guy Smiley]

Spider-Man. He's faster, and can just web Logan's wrists to the ground and fill the guy's mouth and nose with webbbing.

Also, for future notice, no polls allowed on Rumbles.

[big_adventure]

One guy is 10 times faster, 20 times stronger, precognitive and has a guaranteed 10-count trick that the other can neither break nor avoid. The other is Wolverine.

I don't know that Spidey could KILL most versions of Logan (since, even though "heals better than normal but is still a real being and can die" Logan existed for far longer, the other versions represent the last 20 years, and Spidey doesn't carry a Big Gulp with him), but he could KO him, then stick him to the ground. On Rumbles, that's all it takes to win.

[Beadle]

As Guy Smiley says, the poll will doubtless be deleted when the mods wake up (literally wake up, I mean - I'm not implying they're slacking off XD).

So it comes down to the fact that Spidey is many, MANY times faster than Logan (as in "dodges full-automatic gunfire" fast), and many, MANY times stronger (as in "throws cars around" strong). And even if he WEREN'T much faster, Logan still couldn't hit him, due to Spidey-sense precog.

Spidey wipes the floor with Logan. Literally. He'd find it funny. Logan's ridiculous hair would make an excellent floor-brush.

[StupidMoniker]

[Holy Spirit]

Why are polls not allowed?

[Sharpandpointies]

Polls don't actually create much in the way of discussion, and encourage people to just come in and vote for the person they like best without consideration of Rumbles' Rules.

They've been banned here as long as I've been around, as both a poster and a mod.

On-topic, Peter beats Logan silly, dancing around his slo-mo attempts to slash while keeping up a snappy patter. Logan eventually goes down, either because of extended physical hammering capable of eventually ten-counting him, Peter beating him silly then (bloodlusted) using his own claws to rip him apart, or simply webbing him into complete and total immobility.

The physical disparity is simply too great.

[Holy Spirit]

Polls don't actually create much in the way of discussion, and encourage people to just come in and vote for the person they like best without consideration of Rumbles' Rules.

We could... vote and talk about it....... it's..... possible.


Although it would be funny to see a fight like Batman vs Luke Cage and everybody is explaining how Luke is going to win and there's nothing Batman can do. Yet, the polls are 70% in favor of Batman.

They've been banned here as long as I've been around, as both a poster and a mod.

Yeah... just wondering why.

[Sharpandpointies]

Understood, man. Anyway, that's the reason. :)

[Siriel]

We could... vote and talk about it....... it's..... possible.

Threads in which we've not closed down the polls immediately for whatever reason point to the fact that while it's possible, it's also unlikely. With a ratio of posters to voters of about 1 for 4*.

The Rumbles League, which was exceptionally allowed to use polls, showed that too. With several people showing up, thinking "I don't have time to read this thread and the arguments" and just voting.
Additionally, because you can't change your vote, it leads to all sorts of problems like the poll not showing the final opinion of people, and/or the poll encouraging people to insist on protecting their initial vote beyond what's reasonable out of a desire not to have been wrong.

All of that without even thinking about the people who don't actually post on Rumbles or care about the rules who still vote on polls.

Conclusion being that the polls' result wouldn't mean anything at best and would be actively harmful to debating at worst.

If you have an opposite argument, feel free to speak it.

*Estimated from memory, not scientific fact.

[shades of eternity]

I know of only one way wolverine will curbstomp



start drinking bub.

[Sharpandpointies]

Niiiice. :)

[big_adventure]

I know of only one way wolverine will curbstomp



start drinking bub.

That is well done, but, comiclistacally (since "realistically" just doesn't work talking about comics) there are a TON of things Logan would waste Peter in:

Speaking any of a number of foreign languages
Espionage
Flying a plane/spacecraft/helicopter
Driving a car/motorcycle/tank
Wearing an eyepatch
Resisting torture
Torture (giving rather than receiving)
Intimidation
Surviving a beating (just since Logan's ALWAYS going to survive, and Peter at least MIGHT die)

Just...fighting? With fists and weapons and stuff? Yeah, not so much.

[Beadle]

Surviving a beating (just since Logan's ALWAYS going to survive, and Peter at least MIGHT die)

But not "Recovering from broken ribs". Peter has that one sorted. The guy's ribs must look like they're held together with spit and string by now.

[Ood Omega]

Spider-Man should be way to fast for Wolverine to touch him. So this happens...