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    Batman sans gadgets is trapped in a room with 3 xenomorphs. Does he survive?

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    Hum. It depends if he breaks anything on them to the point where they bleed, I suppose. He can certainly block and dodge and whatever depending on the size of the room.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lancerman View Post
    Batman sans gadgets is trapped in a room with 3 xenomorphs. Does he survive?
    Batman has fought them before, It was from a comic/s (atleast two comics) in the '90's. I think It was called "Batman: Aliens" or something.
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    Doesn't Batman have those freeze capsules?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Morgan View Post
    Doesn't Batman have those freeze capsules?


    OP says sans gadgets. This mostly comes down to if he can incap them without getting any blood on himself.

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    The stip doesn't say anything about how long this takes. Can xenos be KOed? I can't really remember that happening, because at some point Batman will tire, and then the xenos takes it.

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    A Predator slamming one through stone pillars and a wall wasn't enough to KO one, so I'd doubt it.
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    Xenomorphs seem very resistant to blunt damage like that. Piercing stuff like well aimed bullets always worked better against them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lancerman View Post
    Batman sans gadgets is trapped in a room with 3 xenomorphs. Does he survive?
    Fuck no, he doesn't. Not unless he can judo flip them into landing headfirst on their own tail spikes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharkerbob View Post
    Fuck no, he doesn't. Not unless he can judo flip them into landing headfirst on their own tail spikes.
    Ehh. Being fair I could certainly see him pulling off leading one into striking at him and then dodging such that they hit another xenomorph instead, though that would only take care of two of them. He's certainly well faster and more skilled as far as pulling off shit like that. It really only comes to that anything he could do in his repetoire to hurt them would result in them bleeding, which, huge problems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pendaran View Post
    Ehh. Being fair I could certainly see him pulling off leading one into striking at him and then dodging such that they hit another xenomorph instead, though that would only take care of two of them. He's certainly well faster and more skilled as far as pulling off shit like that. It really only comes to that anything he could do in his repetoire to hurt them would result in them bleeding, which, huge problems.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharkerbob View Post
    Fuck no, he doesn't. Not unless he can judo flip them into landing headfirst on their own tail spikes.
    Depends on the room. Maybe if it's the Danger room, or the JLA HQ, or something else where the ROOM is extremely deadly, he has a chance. just an ordiary empty room? McMahon said it best...

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    Well he'd have to somehow not get blood on him...don't think it would be very likely.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pendaran View Post
    Ehh. Being fair I could certainly see him pulling off leading one into striking at him and then dodging such that they hit another xenomorph instead, though that would only take care of two of them. He's certainly well faster and more skilled as far as pulling off shit like that. It really only comes to that anything he could do in his repetoire to hurt them would result in them bleeding, which, huge problems.
    Yeah doesn't he absoutley murder a lion at one point (scans would be cool)? If he can deal with that then he should be able to handle a xenomorph, if he plays it smart, and avoids the blood.

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    I would actually see a sort of inverse ninja thing there. Batman can deal with two Xenomorphs pretty okay, he can basically use them against each other. Odd numbers don't facilitate that, and leave him with the problem of that while he could do things to hurt the one (or remaining one), all of them would likely result in blood. And at that point, huge, huge problems.

    I mean barring something like getting onto the back of a remaining one I guess and doing some kind of last minute dodge when it tries to stab him via tail, I guess.
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