Post-Crisis Supes: Great Rao, you're young!
New52 Supes: Yeah, they retconned me younger. Didn't they do that to you, too?
PC Supes: No, they didn't. Instead, they made Golden Age Superman older, to make me look younger.
(Golden Age Supes steps out of the shadows) GA Supes: And moved me to Earth-2! Don't forget that!
New52 Supes: Earth-2? Wuzzat?
PC & GA Supes: Nevermind. You'll find out.
PC Supes: If they try to give you an electric blue suit, run like hell!
GA Supes: oh, God that was awful!
PC Supes: I do like your armor. At least your costume won't keep getting shredded.
New52 Supes: Thanks, but your outfit was cool, very iconic.
GA Supes: Guys, it's past my bedtime, and Lois will worry.
PC Supes, Oh, I almost forgot I'm having dinner with MY Lois!
New52 Supes: LOIS? Both of you, seriously?
PC Supes: Bye, Kal-L.
GA Supes: Bye Clark, good- bye Kal-El.
New 52 Supes: Later, guys. Meeting Diana!
PC & GA Supes: DIANA?!