Oh, what's that on the ground?
Dude! That's the batsuit! And it's got every last one of Batman's known gadgets inside the belt! Ooh, and there's like $500,000 inside one of the pockets! And a can that says... Anti-Inconvenience spray?
And the one next to it has the Superman symbol on it! Dude, I bet it's just as strong and tough as the one Superman wears! I bet if you got stabbed while wearing that, the knife would shatter into itty bitty pieces!
Score!
How about this, I'll keep one and you keep the other! People will think we're just cosplaying!
Which one do you want!?


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