What was the nerdiest thing you said to a girl while flirting?

[svp]

"I like your sleeves, they're real big"

This one works a lot better than expected!

[The Black Guardian]

Why the hell would I flirt with a girl?

What does gender have to do with it?

[Shikidum]

Owrite girls, just ignore the title and share stories.

[Shikidum]

I'm trying to think of Pokemon related ones but they're all too inappropriate.

[west3man]

A song reference, your name must be Micky cuz you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind. I usually still use that line but as I get older girls know that reference less and less.

Sounds like you're getting older but they're not.

[west3man]

I remember reading a JLA issue from the 80s or so (#221, probably) in which Firestorm's battle banter with a female antagonist involved saying he needed to wrap things up so he could catch the Gilligan's Island ...festival or marathon or something.

I used that exact line, word-for-word (I could remember them perfectly then) with one who would soon be my girlfriend.

But I give myself a pass for nerdily quoting and *cribbing* a line from a comic, while flirting, because I was only about 8-years-old and didn't have much material. I've got much better writers now (but now I'm spoken for).

[RolandJP]

Tonight in bed if you will Han Solo i will Chewbacca

[Valerie]

I really don't do pickup lines, but the first conversation I had with one guy included topics as diverse as comparative theology, physics, cryptozoology, and the Gilgamesh Epic. Nerdiest guy I ever met. I married him.

[Royal]

We ran out of stories all ready and are starting come up with pick up lines which rarely ever work?

Yes.

Because no one ever breaks out geek shit when they're flirting with chosen others.

Unless you're like a home schooled shut in.