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    Quote Originally Posted by snarkbunny View Post
    Now that I have finished the penguin, I am working on the next soapstone carving, which is inspired by a Dall's Sheep.

    But I saw the bestest sheep EVAH, and I think your husband should buy it for you!
    You are correct. That is the best fucking sheep EVER.

    You should take a blowing glass class next. Glass is sparkly.


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    Hey, I'm younger than you!

    I'm probably just jealous. Lube commercials are mostly just a reminder of all the sex I'm not having.
    Younger in age, but never in maturity.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jared H. View Post
    I once had a 102 degree fever that was also triggering a migraine. So I stumbled into the bathroom to take some pills and rub copious amounts of Tiger Balm on my forehead. I then had to use the bathroom. I didn't wash my hands after using the Tiger Balm.

    I had figured nothing could be more awful than my migraine. I was wrong. As I recall, I fell to my knees and vomited, then writhed my way into the bathtub.
    What on earth is Tiger Balm, and how often should I rub it on my husband's underwear?
    The unicorn is kind of lonely
    Being unique and oh so corny
    Mounting does not amount to much
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    On second thought, I think the necklace, shoe string, beads etc. are overdoing it. I'd rather that adorable fluffy sheep just be eyes, ears, feathers, and feet.
    The unicorn is kind of lonely
    Being unique and oh so corny
    Mounting does not amount to much
    The unicorn is unic-horny.
    ~the4thpip

    Diamonds, Daisies, Snowflakes,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Chestnuts, Rainbows, Springtime ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's tinsel on a tree ...
    She's everything that every girl should be!
    Sable, Popcorn, White Wine,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Gingham, Bluebirds, Broadway ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's mine alone, but luckily for you ...
    If you find a girl to love,
    Only one girl to love,
    Then she'll be Bipolar Danger Girl too ...
    Bipolar Danger Girl!
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    I'm still kinda proud of myself after fitting a replacement shower yesterday all by my lonesome.

    I'm a proper fucking man, me.
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    snarkbunny sees marketing in action:

    It's amazing how many commercials assume stupid people.
    It's not so much assuming stupid people as targeting them. They don't aim commercials at smart people because they long ago learned that advertising doesn't affect smart people much. So they aim at the ones it does.
    'Dox out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl View Post

    You should take a blowing glass class next. Glass is sparkly.
    I have already, actually - and flameworking glass as well. It was fun and interesting and hot glass and me are not the best combination. Hot glassworks requires a person to be methodical and consistent, and talking with your hands while holding a pipe of hot glass is a really, really, really, really bad idea.

    Quote Originally Posted by thehod View Post
    I'm still kinda proud of myself after fitting a replacement shower yesterday all by my lonesome.

    I'm a proper fucking man, me.
    Yay Hod!!!! Now do you want to come to Vancouver and fix mine?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thehod View Post
    I'm still kinda proud of myself after fitting a replacement shower yesterday all by my lonesome.

    I'm a proper fucking man, me.
    I know the feeling although it was over replacing a ceiling fan. I haven't attempted to tackle a shower head yet.

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    I'm worried this Unix class I'm taking is too easy. The labs are pretty much just walkthroughs. I hope this doesn't come back to bite me in the ass later

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nick Soapdish View Post
    I know the feeling although it was over replacing a ceiling fan. I haven't attempted to tackle a shower head yet.
    My fiancee and I left for a week and left a friend to watch over our cats. I'm pretty sure he launched kitties into the moving fan, because 2 out of 4 blades were almost off and the fan wouldn't work. I got that manly feeling after I fixed it, though. I love that feeling :D

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    Hawk plays around with his Unix:

    I'm worried this Unix class I'm taking is too easy. The labs are pretty much just walkthroughs. I hope this doesn't come back to bite me in the ass later
    It's probably be the first time you didn't have to pay extra for that.
    'Dox out.

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    I also enjoy the "GRAR! Oog repair thingie! GNARRR!" feeling, although it's been a while. Nothing really breaks much when you have nothing.
    'Dox out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl View Post

    What on earth is Tiger Balm, and how often should I rub it on my husband's underwear?
    http://www.tigerbalm.com/us

    Often.
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    I always carry tiger balm in my gym bag.

    Speaking of tigers, this is still my favorite kitty video ever:

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    I thought this was a pretty cool story. Kim Fowley ( a producer) claims that he was producing an album for a troubled rock band and the manager of the band decided to pitch a big offer to an undiscovered Axl Rose to leave Guns n Roses.



    02/27/2013

    Music industry legend Kim Fowley recently spoke with antiMusic's Morley Seaver and had numerous stories to share from his travels in the business and he shared the following story.

    antiMusic: Seems like a long time since I've heard anything positive about Axl Rose.

    Kim tells us: I was working for a rich manager of a difficult band who had drug issues and alcohol issues and they were friends of Axl. The guy who was putting up the money for this unknown band was dating the leader of the band's mother. So he said "I don't know about this band I'm investing in." he was paying me three grand a week to be their babysitter, producer, coach, shrink, songwriting teacher, publicist, etc. I was doing like 10 jobs. He said, 'Something tells me these guys may not make it. Do you know anyone else who's weird and strange and difficult but possibly platinum?" "Yeah, Guns N' Roses." "Good. Okay. Let's take a look. Oh my goodness. You're right. Okay. Have the singer come by the studio tomorrow."

    So we're all in the studio with the unknown band and here comes Axl by himself. And the manager had a $2,000 suit on and he said, "Well, you guys are great. I want to be your manager, production company etc. And I want Kim Fowley to record and produce right here in this studio. And to show you how serious I am I'm going to open this suitcase and show you what's inside. And you can walk away with the suitcase. Or call the boys up and drive up and I'll pay for the cab if you don't have enough gas. Go ahead Axl, open the suitcase."

    So Axl opens the suitcase and there's $50,000 in cash. And the manger says, "What do you think?" and Axl says, "With all due respect sir, whoever you are. That's not enough for Guns N' Roses. We're going to be bigger than that. It's just a matter of time. I'll say no politely and I'll go away and I'll make more money than this on our initial signing with my guys. What don't you help these guys out? They're deserving. They're probably not as great as we are but if you're going to piss it away, you might as well piss it away on them because you're already working with them. I gotta go rehearse. It was nice seeing all of you. Good bye." And we all applauded him. (laughs) What else do you do, you know?

    So he called a cab. We had the money for the cab and he rode away. And I always thought of all the starving musicians I'd ever seen, even the ones who made it or didn't make it, he was the only one who knew exactly how valuable he was, and how not to panic. Because that's a lot of money for anyone. And he just wasn't interested. And of course they got 75 grand for signing with Geffen.

    And the day they got the deal, they gave him the check. He came into Rainbow Bar & Grill, he saw me there and he remembered that I had recommended him. He said, "You'll appreciate this." And he opened his jacket and he had a check for $37, 500 which was half of $75,000 and then they would get the other half when they started the album. So he said, "See, I told you we'd get more." I said, "You did. When are you going to cash it?" He said, "Tomorrow, the banks are closed. So buy me dinner." "I said, okay." (laughs) So we did. And he sat there and he hustled this free dinner (laughing) and with his $37,500 he walked away. He had a steak dinner and we thought it was great. Good for him. And that's how I know Axl. I know THAT Axl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by snarkbunny View Post
    But I saw the bestest sheep EVAH, and I think your husband should buy it for you!
    That really is the bestest sheep EVAH!!!
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