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    Quote Originally Posted by Squirrel View Post
    Hello, everyone.

    I am going to go die now.

    Make lots of dick jokes at my funeral, please.
    What's up?
    "We must fight on!"
    "We'll die. We fight and we die, that's how it goes."
    "Then we die gloriously!"
    "There's an important word there, and it's not gloriously."
    - Only You Can Save Mankind

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    I finished my penguin!

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    Very cool! That is a badass pengy.
    What have I always believed? That, on the whole, and by and large, if a person lived properly, not according to what any priests said, but according to what seemed decent and honest inside, then it would, at the end, more or less, turn out ok.

    "In 1996, I was 36. And you're still a frothing moonbat." ~Paradox

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puma View Post
    Very cool! That is a badass pengy.
    Thanks, I'm pleased that he has an attitude. How was your Sunday?

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    Quote Originally Posted by snarkbunny View Post
    I finished my penguin!
    And a damn groovy lil' penguin it is, too.
    Christ, do I have to do all the thinking for the entire fucking Internet? - Michael P

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    Quote Originally Posted by snarkbunny View Post
    Thanks, I'm pleased that he has an attitude. How was your Sunday?
    Went to the beach but sadly it was windy. We bundled up and wandered the shore and watched the birds combat the wind.

    How was your's?
    What have I always believed? That, on the whole, and by and large, if a person lived properly, not according to what any priests said, but according to what seemed decent and honest inside, then it would, at the end, more or less, turn out ok.

    "In 1996, I was 36. And you're still a frothing moonbat." ~Paradox

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    Third attempt at putting a safety collar on the cat.

    He vanished 4 hours ago and we haven't seen him. Methinks he's getting drunk at the local watering hole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puma View Post
    Went to the beach but sadly it was windy. We bundled up and wandered the shore and watched the birds combat the wind.

    How was your's?
    Sounds lovely. I spent it sanding and then waxing and polishing. It was a good day.

    Quote Originally Posted by Guapo Méndez View Post
    Third attempt at putting a safety collar on the cat.

    He vanished 4 hours ago and we haven't seen him. Methinks he's getting drunk at the local watering hole.
    Collars are soo much fun if they haven;t been wearing them since kittenhood. And cats sulk so well. Is Thor microchipped?

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    Quote Originally Posted by snarkbunny View Post
    Collars are soo much fun if they haven;t been wearing them since kittenhood. And cats sulk so well. Is Thor microchipped?
    Nope. Damn feline sulks like a champion. Dashed hither, tither and yon, jumping at shadows. He might be looking at us from a secret cubby hole and just smirking at our "cat calls".

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    Quote Originally Posted by the4thpip View Post
    Fight!

    The Black Keys' Patrick Carney has changed his name to Justin Bieber on Twitter, as his feud with the singer continues.

    Last week, Justin Bieber said that Carney needs 'slapping' after the drummer criticised his music at the Grammys. Carney reacted to the comment by changing his Twitter, and now claims to be Justin Bieber to antagonise the pop brat's fans.
    Read more at http://www.nme.com/news/the-black-ke...DObhIKlWRQ2.99
    Is it safe to assume this is about as sad as watching two grown men in a slap-fight?

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    Now that makes sense. Apparently a man in London upset that Rihanna is back together with Chris Brown, the man who assaulted her, told her of his displeasure by assaulting her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald M. View Post
    Now that makes sense. Apparently a man in London upset that Rihanna is back together with Chris Brown, the man who assaulted her, told her of his displeasure by assaulting her.
    He should've just waited a couple of months until Brownie does it again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guapo Méndez View Post
    Nope. Damn feline sulks like a champion. Dashed hither, tither and yon, jumping at shadows. He might be looking at us from a secret cubby hole and just smirking at our "cat calls".
    That sounds like a cat, lovely creatures but contrary.

    The Toothless Wonder freaked out so much at a collar that she scratched her fur off trying to get the collar off, so I stick with the microchips.

    Thanks, Spike for the nice comment on the penguin. How are you this Monday?

    That is depressing, Donald. I counteract it with THIS:


    How are you doing?

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    Regarding Squirrel:

    She has a new client that involves a lot of lifting. I'm pretty sure she's exhausted.


    I apparently slept for 13 hours straight today.
    I'm autistic. What's your excuse?

    AKA Muffin, Rear Admiral Nerdcock...

    Y'know that thing I said that got you offended? I was just joking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Clarkie View Post
    I thought you were having the best day ever yesterday? What's changed?
    Quote Originally Posted by snarkbunny View Post
    What's up, Squirrel?
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    What's up?
    Oh, I'm still happy as all hell. I just waaaay overworked myself. Work last night was exhausting. The dogs wouldn't settle down so I didn't get any sleep, and I had to learn the procedure for giving meds, so this morning everything took forever and there was a huge mess to clean up. I got really dizzy at one point and almost passed out. Normally I finish everything with 10 or 15 minutes to spare, but I wasn't done when my relief arrived. Luckily one of my co-workers did my dishes for me. I had to sit down and rest for a few minutes before I could even go out to the car.

    Then, after a few hours' sleep, I had to go a very physically demanding caregiver shift. Lots of lifting and no chance to sit down. My muscles are like jelly.

    Also, my body is apparently extra-exhausted due to the unexpected visit from Aunt Flo...first such in years. Even after more sleep, I still feel like death warmed over.

    And on top of all that, there's a decent chance that my celiac disease is coming out of remission. >.<
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