RITA'S CXLVII: Oh, if There’s an Original Thought Out There, I Could Use it Right Now

[GozertheGozarian]

The cover contest has me stumped. So many, so good.

[Puma]

I am trying to understand Stephen Hawking's concept of imaginary time and why it removes the problem of singularities using quantum theory rather than traditional mechanics.

I don't think I am going to get this one.

I am barely understanding how the coffee maker works this morning.

[jessecuster3]

I thought of the one I should have used, but Sunday night... I was too lazy to change it.

[Winslow]

I am barely understanding how the coffee maker works this morning.

heh. My kids bought me this for Christmas and it is great:

[Kees_L]

Hello.

I got mail. A Valentine, sparkly heroic with moving particles and twirls. Holy m-o-l-e-y!

Like losing my virginity all over again. And this time I'm sure I won't be needing it back, thank you.

[AnarCHris]

And give him a tragic past with dead parents?

Live parents, but molested as a child. IRONY!

Also missing an arm. And Wally West.

Aww, now I'm sad again.

Hello.

I got mail. A Valentine, sparkly heroic with moving particles and twirls. Holy m-o-l-e-y!

Like losing my virginity all over again. And this time I'm sure I won't be needing it back, thank you.

SPEAKING OF WHICH, my wife, in something I assume was an accident, threw out my SEKKKREETTTTTTTTTTTT Valentine's day card (along with like $9 worth of comics) over the weekend while cleaning, meaning my Secret valentine will be getting their card in advance. If you will to seek revenger, that's fine, but make sure you're dressed as Madame Viper, as she's currently working on a Spider-Woman costume.

That rule applies if you're a dude too. Which you're not. MAYBE!

[Jeff Brady]

This is one of the times I regret not having family nearby. We could really use some help.

[Gryphon]

Do me a favour people.

If you have twitter, please use the Hashtag BellLetsTalk in your tweets. For every tweet with the hashtag, Bell will Donate 5 cents to mental health causes.

[Squirrel]

I will pray for you (kidding).

Hope you feel better. Bowel problems are the worst. In an attempt to empathize, my coffee upset my stomach this morning. I really need to bring some TUMs to work.

Lol. Coffee on an empty stomach rarely agrees with me.

I am trying to understand Stephen Hawking's concept of imaginary time and why it removes the problem of singularities using quantum theory rather than traditional mechanics.

I don't think I am going to get this one.

*shrug* I stopped at Feynman, never got to Hawking. My brain decided it preferred buttsex to science.

[Squirrel]

Hello.

I got mail. A Valentine, sparkly heroic with moving particles and twirls. Holy m-o-l-e-y!

Like losing my virginity all over again. And this time I'm sure I won't be needing it back, thank you.

Sadly, all my international ones are gonna be late XP Especially Pip's and Spike's. All you American fuckers will get yours on time, I hope. You never know with USPS.

[Squirrel]

This is one of the times I regret not having family nearby. We could really use some help.

Wish I could. Jared and I are used to horrible illness.

[Squirrel]

Do me a favour people.

If you have twitter, please use the Hashtag BellLetsTalk in your tweets. For every tweet with the hashtag, Bell will Donate 5 cents to mental health causes.

Really? Ok. That's cool. Who is this person?

[Agent Helix]

Everything is rather unpleasant lately.

[Kees_L]

SPEAKING OF WHICH, my wife, in something I assume was an accident, threw out my SEKKKREETTTTTTTTTTTT Valentine's day card (along with like $9 worth of comics) over the weekend while cleaning, meaning my Secret valentine will be getting their card in advance. If you will to seek revenger, that's fine, but make sure you're dressed as Madame Viper, as she's currently working on a Spider-Woman costume.

That rule applies if you're a dude too. Which you're not. MAYBE!

Ehm. I'm not sure I follow.

But then I'm just a dude.
Although I could pull off a Mme Viper look pretty darned beaudaciously. You know what, I'm gonna, but only for you. Since you request it.

That way I guess everything could be to work out dandily!

[Squirrel]

Everything is rather unpleasant lately.

Sorry to hear that.