RITA'S CXLVII: Oh, if There’s an Original Thought Out There, I Could Use it Right Now

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Apparently there's a big controversy over an ad that will air during the Superbowl. The shocking content in this ad that has some people so up in arms? A man and woman kissing.

America, ladies and gentlemen!

The hoooorrrooorrr....the hoooorrror....

Bear with me, guys. Five pages. Not sure why Muffin gives a shit exactly.

Is it wrong I wanna see monthly comics of this team now fighting villains who show up and ruin breakfast and spread country crock.

Morning people.

For some at CBR the whole Manti Teo (sp) thing should be hitting a little close to home; quite a few were quite taken with Dr. Doom.

Nah, Tuiasosopo's not from Staten Island.

Well Tuiasossopo has claimed he had feelings for Te'o and actually changed his voice to sound like a woman. Why a news show would spend money to have voice tests done after it made me laugh. "We have to knwo if its his real voice on the phone as a woman !"

[bipolar danger girl]

Good morning, fuckers. I have to work a long day today, so I expect some fucking CBR entertainment. Get to it!

[Tadhg]

You should subcontract your work out to Rita's posters.

[bipolar danger girl]

You should subcontract your work out to Rita's posters.

I am too fucking poor. You should rub butter on your nipples.

[Tadhg]

I am too fucking poor. You should rub butter on your nipples.

I don't have any butter. You should pay your subcontractors with locks of strange's hair

[Paradox]

But not from his head.

[bipolar danger girl]

I don't have any butter. You should pay your subcontractors with locks of strange's hair

How much Strange hair do you think would buy me a tank of gas?

Go open your door and yell out "Fudgesicle Feces!"

But not from his head.

He doesn't have much head hair, but his chest and back hair could buy us a private island.

Take your socks off, turn them inside out, and put them back on again.

[snarkbunny]

Good morning, fuckers. I have to work a long day today, so I expect some fucking CBR entertainment. Get to it!

But I was going to work on Valentines and my penguin today.

[bipolar danger girl]

But I was going to work on Valentines and my penguin today.

You may proceed.

[Tadhg]

I went to the grocery again today!

[Squirrel]

I am too fucking poor. You should rub butter on your nipples.

Are you SURE you aren't my long-lost twin sister?

But not from his head.

My thoughts exactly.

I had the weirdest dream last night. I was about to graduate high school, and my graduating class consisted of the actual people I went to school with and a lot of the Rita's crowd. But in order to graduate, everyone had to swim the butterfly stroke across a big pool that had weirdly cloudy water. Everyone else did it without question, but I was terrified out of my mind because I couldn't see the bottom and especially the vents (I've always been afraid of getting sucked in). I couldn't make myself go near the water. Everyone else dived in and swam across and left, and I was left all alone in this huge indoor room with this huge cloudy pool crying in the corner. Then 'Dox found me and gave me a hug and told me not to be scared, and helped me swim across the pool so I could go to the graduation party. Weirdly, there was another pool taking up most of the room the party was in, although it wasn't scary. Everyone was wearing prom outfits. I decided I wanted to thank 'Dox for helping me by cooking him this weird salad thing with scallops in it, and I finished it but then found out he was a vegetarian so I was going to have to start all over. The dream ended with BPDG convincing me to hop into the pool in our prom gowns, because of course this would cheer me right up.

Psychoanalysis - GO!

[Michael P]

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[Doug Strange]

Interpretation of this dream depends entirely on whether or not Dox is an actual vegetarian in real life or just a dream vegetarian.

Or option 3, he's a vegetarian in real life, but you didn't know that until now. In that case, you're probably the antichrist.

[Tadhg]

Interpretation of this dream depends entirely on whether or not Dox is an actual vegetarian in real life or just a dream vegetarian.

Or option 3, he's a vegetarian in real life, but you didn't know that until now. In that case, you're probably the antichrist.

What if it's option 4? What if Squirrel dreamed him into being a vegetarian?

[bipolar danger girl]

I went to the grocery again today!

Too late. I'm not drinking again tonight. I feel like a wet towel on a sandy beach, and I don't even know what that fucking means!

I had the weirdest dream last night. I was about to graduate high school, and my graduating class consisted of the actual people I went to school with and a lot of the Rita's crowd. But in order to graduate, everyone had to swim the butterfly stroke across a big pool that had weirdly cloudy water. Everyone else did it without question, but I was terrified out of my mind because I couldn't see the bottom and especially the vents (I've always been afraid of getting sucked in). I couldn't make myself go near the water. Everyone else dived in and swam across and left, and I was left all alone in this huge indoor room with this huge cloudy pool crying in the corner. Then 'Dox found me and gave me a hug and told me not to be scared, and helped me swim across the pool so I could go to the graduation party. Weirdly, there was another pool taking up most of the room the party was in, although it wasn't scary. Everyone was wearing prom outfits. I decided I wanted to thank 'Dox for helping me by cooking him this weird salad thing with scallops in it, and I finished it but then found out he was a vegetarian so I was going to have to start all over. The dream ended with BPDG convincing me to hop into the pool in our prom gowns, because of course this would cheer me right up.

Psychoanalysis - GO!

It means dox let you swim in a pool full of cum, and I am fucking fun.