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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald M. View Post
    Apparently there's a big controversy over an ad that will air during the Superbowl. The shocking content in this ad that has some people so up in arms? A man and woman kissing.

    America, ladies and gentlemen!
    The hoooorrrooorrr....the hoooorrror....

    Quote Originally Posted by Squirrel View Post
    Bear with me, guys. Five pages. Not sure why Muffin gives a shit exactly.
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    Is it wrong I wanna see monthly comics of this team now fighting villains who show up and ruin breakfast and spread country crock.

    Quote Originally Posted by Puma View Post
    Morning people.

    For some at CBR the whole Manti Teo (sp) thing should be hitting a little close to home; quite a few were quite taken with Dr. Doom.
    Quote Originally Posted by Paradox View Post
    Nah, Tuiasosopo's not from Staten Island.
    Well Tuiasossopo has claimed he had feelings for Te'o and actually changed his voice to sound like a woman. Why a news show would spend money to have voice tests done after it made me laugh. "We have to knwo if its his real voice on the phone as a woman !"
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    Good morning, fuckers. I have to work a long day today, so I expect some fucking CBR entertainment. Get to it!
    The unicorn is kind of lonely
    Being unique and oh so corny
    Mounting does not amount to much
    The unicorn is unic-horny.
    ~the4thpip

    Diamonds, Daisies, Snowflakes,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Chestnuts, Rainbows, Springtime ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's tinsel on a tree ...
    She's everything that every girl should be!
    Sable, Popcorn, White Wine,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Gingham, Bluebirds, Broadway ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's mine alone, but luckily for you ...
    If you find a girl to love,
    Only one girl to love,
    Then she'll be Bipolar Danger Girl too ...
    Bipolar Danger Girl!
    ~fly on the wall

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    You should subcontract your work out to Rita's posters.
    I love bipolar danger girl forever!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tadhg View Post
    You should subcontract your work out to Rita's posters.
    I am too fucking poor. You should rub butter on your nipples.
    The unicorn is kind of lonely
    Being unique and oh so corny
    Mounting does not amount to much
    The unicorn is unic-horny.
    ~the4thpip

    Diamonds, Daisies, Snowflakes,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Chestnuts, Rainbows, Springtime ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's tinsel on a tree ...
    She's everything that every girl should be!
    Sable, Popcorn, White Wine,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Gingham, Bluebirds, Broadway ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's mine alone, but luckily for you ...
    If you find a girl to love,
    Only one girl to love,
    Then she'll be Bipolar Danger Girl too ...
    Bipolar Danger Girl!
    ~fly on the wall

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    Quote Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl View Post
    I am too fucking poor. You should rub butter on your nipples.
    I don't have any butter. You should pay your subcontractors with locks of strange's hair
    I love bipolar danger girl forever!

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    But not from his head.
    'Dox out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tadhg View Post
    I don't have any butter. You should pay your subcontractors with locks of strange's hair
    How much Strange hair do you think would buy me a tank of gas?

    Go open your door and yell out "Fudgesicle Feces!"


    Quote Originally Posted by Paradox View Post
    But not from his head.
    He doesn't have much head hair, but his chest and back hair could buy us a private island.

    Take your socks off, turn them inside out, and put them back on again.
    The unicorn is kind of lonely
    Being unique and oh so corny
    Mounting does not amount to much
    The unicorn is unic-horny.
    ~the4thpip

    Diamonds, Daisies, Snowflakes,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Chestnuts, Rainbows, Springtime ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's tinsel on a tree ...
    She's everything that every girl should be!
    Sable, Popcorn, White Wine,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Gingham, Bluebirds, Broadway ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's mine alone, but luckily for you ...
    If you find a girl to love,
    Only one girl to love,
    Then she'll be Bipolar Danger Girl too ...
    Bipolar Danger Girl!
    ~fly on the wall

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    Quote Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl View Post
    Good morning, fuckers. I have to work a long day today, so I expect some fucking CBR entertainment. Get to it!
    But I was going to work on Valentines and my penguin today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snarkbunny View Post
    But I was going to work on Valentines and my penguin today.
    You may proceed.
    The unicorn is kind of lonely
    Being unique and oh so corny
    Mounting does not amount to much
    The unicorn is unic-horny.
    ~the4thpip

    Diamonds, Daisies, Snowflakes,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Chestnuts, Rainbows, Springtime ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's tinsel on a tree ...
    She's everything that every girl should be!
    Sable, Popcorn, White Wine,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Gingham, Bluebirds, Broadway ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's mine alone, but luckily for you ...
    If you find a girl to love,
    Only one girl to love,
    Then she'll be Bipolar Danger Girl too ...
    Bipolar Danger Girl!
    ~fly on the wall

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    I went to the grocery again today!
    I love bipolar danger girl forever!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl View Post
    I am too fucking poor. You should rub butter on your nipples.
    Are you SURE you aren't my long-lost twin sister?

    Quote Originally Posted by Paradox View Post
    But not from his head.
    My thoughts exactly.

    I had the weirdest dream last night. I was about to graduate high school, and my graduating class consisted of the actual people I went to school with and a lot of the Rita's crowd. But in order to graduate, everyone had to swim the butterfly stroke across a big pool that had weirdly cloudy water. Everyone else did it without question, but I was terrified out of my mind because I couldn't see the bottom and especially the vents (I've always been afraid of getting sucked in). I couldn't make myself go near the water. Everyone else dived in and swam across and left, and I was left all alone in this huge indoor room with this huge cloudy pool crying in the corner. Then 'Dox found me and gave me a hug and told me not to be scared, and helped me swim across the pool so I could go to the graduation party. Weirdly, there was another pool taking up most of the room the party was in, although it wasn't scary. Everyone was wearing prom outfits. I decided I wanted to thank 'Dox for helping me by cooking him this weird salad thing with scallops in it, and I finished it but then found out he was a vegetarian so I was going to have to start all over. The dream ended with BPDG convincing me to hop into the pool in our prom gowns, because of course this would cheer me right up.

    Psychoanalysis - GO!
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    Interpretation of this dream depends entirely on whether or not Dox is an actual vegetarian in real life or just a dream vegetarian.

    Or option 3, he's a vegetarian in real life, but you didn't know that until now. In that case, you're probably the antichrist.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug Strange View Post
    Interpretation of this dream depends entirely on whether or not Dox is an actual vegetarian in real life or just a dream vegetarian.

    Or option 3, he's a vegetarian in real life, but you didn't know that until now. In that case, you're probably the antichrist.
    What if it's option 4? What if Squirrel dreamed him into being a vegetarian?
    I love bipolar danger girl forever!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tadhg View Post
    I went to the grocery again today!
    Too late. I'm not drinking again tonight. I feel like a wet towel on a sandy beach, and I don't even know what that fucking means!

    Quote Originally Posted by Squirrel View Post
    I had the weirdest dream last night. I was about to graduate high school, and my graduating class consisted of the actual people I went to school with and a lot of the Rita's crowd. But in order to graduate, everyone had to swim the butterfly stroke across a big pool that had weirdly cloudy water. Everyone else did it without question, but I was terrified out of my mind because I couldn't see the bottom and especially the vents (I've always been afraid of getting sucked in). I couldn't make myself go near the water. Everyone else dived in and swam across and left, and I was left all alone in this huge indoor room with this huge cloudy pool crying in the corner. Then 'Dox found me and gave me a hug and told me not to be scared, and helped me swim across the pool so I could go to the graduation party. Weirdly, there was another pool taking up most of the room the party was in, although it wasn't scary. Everyone was wearing prom outfits. I decided I wanted to thank 'Dox for helping me by cooking him this weird salad thing with scallops in it, and I finished it but then found out he was a vegetarian so I was going to have to start all over. The dream ended with BPDG convincing me to hop into the pool in our prom gowns, because of course this would cheer me right up.

    Psychoanalysis - GO!
    It means dox let you swim in a pool full of cum, and I am fucking fun.
    The unicorn is kind of lonely
    Being unique and oh so corny
    Mounting does not amount to much
    The unicorn is unic-horny.
    ~the4thpip

    Diamonds, Daisies, Snowflakes,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Chestnuts, Rainbows, Springtime ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's tinsel on a tree ...
    She's everything that every girl should be!
    Sable, Popcorn, White Wine,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Gingham, Bluebirds, Broadway ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's mine alone, but luckily for you ...
    If you find a girl to love,
    Only one girl to love,
    Then she'll be Bipolar Danger Girl too ...
    Bipolar Danger Girl!
    ~fly on the wall

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