I haven't been posting for the past couple of years and it was kind of an accident that I ended up at CBR (Somehow the search for donkey pornography on my new iPhone 5 lead me back here).
Through a miracle I remembered my password and browsed through my old posts and they were hilarious. So witty that I don't remember being that clever. But now at the ripe old age of 27 my younger self would have tore me a new asshole with his quick wit.
Does anyone else feel like they're not as quick witted as they use to be? I'm still hilarious, but only hilarious in bed now.