Jack Bauer or Chuck Norris?

[Pól Rua]

I've noticed a lot of responses have taken a somewhat serious tone. It's important to remember that despite Norris' stances on any given issue, he has done a lot of good work in charity and building people up. That demands some respect.

I'll give him a lot more respect than he gives my LGBT friends.
At least I don't consider him an unnatural abomination, just an ignorant dick.

[dupersuper]

Anyway, I reject both options and go instead with Segata Sanshiro because he's totally obscure and that makes me feel all special and superior. Also, he can punch a man so hard he explodes. Twice.

Also he has the best theme song.

I take your Segata Sanshiro obscurity and raise it to Takeshi Hongo.

Buried Alien (The Fastest Post Alive...slipping back into the Speed Force!)

What about Rajnikant?

They're both fictional characters made popular by TV networks owned by Rupert Murdoch.

Chuck Norris is a fictional character?

[infinitEEntropy]

Just watched this video and Jack Bauer has lost some cool points now.

[infinitEEntropy]

Mr. T and Bruce Lee are annoyed to not be in this thread.

LMAO that was so funny I remember watching that when Dodgeball was in theaders. It was so random and unexpected.