Jack Bauer or Chuck Norris?

**Buried Alien** · 01-28-2013, 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by Donald M.

Anyway, I reject both options and go instead with Segata Sanshiro because he's totally obscure and that makes me feel all special and superior. Also, he can punch a man so hard he explodes. Twice.

Also he has the best theme song.

I take your Segata Sanshiro obscurity and raise it to Takeshi Hongo.

Buried Alien (The Fastest Post Alive...slipping back into the Speed Force!)

**bipolar danger girl** · 01-28-2013, 05:57 PM

Originally Posted by Michael P

What kind of sandwich?

I hope it isn't a unicorn sandwich.

**Iangould** · 01-28-2013, 06:22 PM

They're both fictional characters made popular by TV networks owned by Rupert Murdoch.

**infinitEEntropy** · 01-28-2013, 07:59 PM

**Ood Omega** · 01-29-2013, 02:24 AM

Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl

I hope it isn't a unicorn sandwich.

Seems like it should give the consumer super powers.

**Iangould** · 01-29-2013, 03:12 AM

One lives in a nightmarish right-wing fantasy world where Islamic terrorists regularly nuke US cities and torture works.

The other is the protagonist of the TV show 24.

**The Black Guardian** · 01-29-2013, 05:15 AM

Originally Posted by Iangould

One lives in a nightmarish right-wing fantasy world where Islamic terrorists regularly nuke US cities and torture works.

The other is the protagonist of the TV show 24.

Chuck Norris was never on 24.

**infinitEEntropy** · 01-29-2013, 06:22 AM

**Captain Clarkie** · 01-29-2013, 07:25 AM

I'd like a Sandwich too, or a Sand-wedge; I could do with a new one.

**Slam_Bradley** · 01-29-2013, 08:03 AM

Originally Posted by Captain Clarkie

I'd like a Sandwich too, or a Sand-wedge; I could do with a new one.

Open faced club sand-wedge.

**infinitEEntropy** · 01-29-2013, 08:05 AM

Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.

**theDarkestKnight** · 01-29-2013, 08:13 AM

Chuck Norris was once ordered to appear in court, but the judge never showed up.

**jesse_custer** · 01-29-2013, 08:24 AM

I've noticed a lot of responses have taken a somewhat serious tone. It's important to remember that despite Norris' stances on any given issue, he has done a lot of good work in charity and building people up. That demands some respect.

**Mobe1969** · 01-30-2013, 02:55 AM

Originally Posted by Greg Hatcher

Jack Bauer is clearly more bad-ass. In season 2 of 24-- just to name one example-- he is hanging naked and clinically dead and then recovers enough to take out the guys that were torturing him.

But that's not the poll question. Do I want him on my side? Hell no. He's screwed up every operation he's ever been on, his agency is riddled with traitors and moles, everyone he's ever been close to has been kidnaped, tortured, menaced by wild animals, and in a couple of memorable cases either mistakenly tortured or accidentally killed by Bauer himself. If Bauer is leading your Special Ops team I'd advise you to get the hell out of the country. Off the entire continent, actually.

Lol I agree entirely. I wouldn't want ANYONE in the world of 24 "good guys" on my side. The world of 24 where everyone up to the actual president can be and are traitors to their own country. If I had anyone from that world turn up to "help" me, I'd give up and surrender to the opposition...

And on Chuck Norris movies - An Eye for An Eye always pops to mind.