The unicorn is kind of lonely
Being unique and oh so corny
Mounting does not amount to much
The unicorn is unic-horny.
That's because Women are not vending machines that you just put kindness coins in until sex comes out.~Pól Rua
We're ALLLLLL her friends. And also her enemies. Sometimes simultaneously ^^ ~Squirrel
I love you serious, yo.~Doug Strange
I'd like a Sandwich too, or a Sand-wedge; I could do with a new one.
“Neil! The bathroom's free! Unlike the country under the Thatcherite Junta!.”
Chuck Norris was once ordered to appear in court, but the judge never showed up.
"You wouldn't like me when I'm happy" - Bruce Banner
I've noticed a lot of responses have taken a somewhat serious tone. It's important to remember that despite Norris' stances on any given issue, he has done a lot of good work in charity and building people up. That demands some respect.
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And on Chuck Norris movies - An Eye for An Eye always pops to mind.