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  • Chuck Norris

    10 45.45%
  • Jack Bauer

    12 54.55%
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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald M. View Post
    Anyway, I reject both options and go instead with Segata Sanshiro because he's totally obscure and that makes me feel all special and superior. Also, he can punch a man so hard he explodes. Twice.

    Also he has the best theme song.
    I take your Segata Sanshiro obscurity and raise it to Takeshi Hongo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael P View Post
    What kind of sandwich?
    I hope it isn't a unicorn sandwich.
    The unicorn is kind of lonely
    Being unique and oh so corny
    Mounting does not amount to much
    The unicorn is unic-horny.
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    They're both fictional characters made popular by TV networks owned by Rupert Murdoch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl View Post
    I hope it isn't a unicorn sandwich.
    Seems like it should give the consumer super powers.
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    One lives in a nightmarish right-wing fantasy world where Islamic terrorists regularly nuke US cities and torture works.

    The other is the protagonist of the TV show 24.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iangould View Post
    One lives in a nightmarish right-wing fantasy world where Islamic terrorists regularly nuke US cities and torture works.

    The other is the protagonist of the TV show 24.
    Chuck Norris was never on 24.
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    I'd like a Sandwich too, or a Sand-wedge; I could do with a new one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Clarkie View Post
    I'd like a Sandwich too, or a Sand-wedge; I could do with a new one.
    Open faced club sand-wedge.

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    Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.

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    Chuck Norris was once ordered to appear in court, but the judge never showed up.

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    I've noticed a lot of responses have taken a somewhat serious tone. It's important to remember that despite Norris' stances on any given issue, he has done a lot of good work in charity and building people up. That demands some respect.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Greg Hatcher View Post
    Jack Bauer is clearly more bad-ass. In season 2 of 24-- just to name one example-- he is hanging naked and clinically dead and then recovers enough to take out the guys that were torturing him.

    But that's not the poll question. Do I want him on my side? Hell no. He's screwed up every operation he's ever been on, his agency is riddled with traitors and moles, everyone he's ever been close to has been kidnaped, tortured, menaced by wild animals, and in a couple of memorable cases either mistakenly tortured or accidentally killed by Bauer himself. If Bauer is leading your Special Ops team I'd advise you to get the hell out of the country. Off the entire continent, actually.
    Lol I agree entirely. I wouldn't want ANYONE in the world of 24 "good guys" on my side. The world of 24 where everyone up to the actual president can be and are traitors to their own country. If I had anyone from that world turn up to "help" me, I'd give up and surrender to the opposition...

    And on Chuck Norris movies - An Eye for An Eye always pops to mind.

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    Mr. T and Bruce Lee are annoyed to not be in this thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by dupont2005 View Post
    I don't watch 24 but Kiefer Sutherland has been in countless movies I have liked. I don't know if Chuck Norris has ever been in anything good.
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