Homero (Romero's non-union Mexican equivalent) has endless supplies of money to buy comics. He chooses new comics exclusively and can tell you all about every new comic event in exacting detail.
Homero has two rooms in his house dedicated solely to storing all of his many, many comics.
Homero needs 45-60 minutes to read each new comic he buys and would never consider just getting trades of newer series from his local library.
Homero hates bronze age books, especially horror titles and anything related to Swamp Thing or Master of Kung Fu.
Homero can also bench press 300+ lbs (under optimal conditions, of course) and is in no way goofy or uncoordinated.
If the music isn't played constantly on Top 40 radio, Homero doesn't want to know about it.