"I love that the new protagonist of the Spider-Man franchise's Secret Origin is him trying to rape his arch enemies wife while murdering him."
Last edited by jabu46; 01-23-2013 at 11:20 AM.
Last edited by Talisman; 01-23-2013 at 11:22 AM.
Beast is such a f***ing idiot. U are a big blue monster that just keeps getting even more monstrous, and u got a lady that will actually let u touch her and even wants to explore ur new freak show body of the week. And what do u do? U blow her off to watch videos of people cutting up space cockroaches. Wow, Beast. Just, wow...
And Storm. U get a call from ur ex-hubby, who pleads with u anybody but him, and the first thing u do after is go into the mens shower, because lets get real no school is just gonna have a co-ed shower like that, and has yourself some kinky lets shave my head sex with that man right in the school's shower. Umm, okay...
Last edited by Godlike13; 01-23-2013 at 11:31 AM.