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    Tea, scones, crumpets etc KJ Stewart's Avatar
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    Default Composite Bruce Willis Vs Composite Bruce Campbell Vs Composite Bruce Lee

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    Battle of the Bruces!

    The unbreakable die hard Willis, the chainsaw wielding badass Campbell and the martial arts master Lee.

    How does this go?

    Edit: I don't know how much voice/animated work these guys have done, so let's keep this to live action.
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    Well as good as Lee is the other two have guns while he doesn't...
    Also is Bruce Willis a ghost for this counting as being able to hit people? Always comes up with him

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    Quote Originally Posted by MorphyVSFischer View Post
    Well as good as Lee is the other two have guns while he doesn't...
    Also is Bruce Willis a ghost for this counting as being able to hit people? Always comes up with him
    I think, given that 99% of his outings as an actor aren't as a ghost... probably not.
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    Composite Bruce Willis has super powers.

    Composite Bruce Lee beat up Chuck Norris and created Jeet Kune Do.

    Composite Bruce Campbell has a chainsaw for a hand and was in the military.

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    Well, Willis is Unbreakable, which gives him a pretty decent edge, but I think Campbell can beat that with a combination of sonic screaming (Sky High) and alien locust weaponry. (Alien Apocalypse)

    Not sure yet who wins overall.

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    Willis has the high endurance to be sure, Campbell though gets trickery and deception both through Sam Axe and Autolycus the King of Thieves from Xena;lots of posturing as well! Lee has the fighting skill I'd think. I would say in total...I have to think about it some more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vycesyn View Post
    Willis has the high endurance to be sure, Campbell though gets trickery and deception both through Sam Axe and Autolycus the King of Thieves from Xena;lots of posturing as well! Lee has the fighting skill I'd think. I would say in total...I have to think about it some more.
    With all that Bruce Campbell wins ,Sam Axe and you have to add the Jack of Trades show and Brisco County Jr. to the mix of powers weapons he have .
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    Gonna have to give it to Bruce on this one. He can do no wrong.
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    is this just characters they've played or does it include fictional versions of them? cause bruce has some pretty nifty fictional counterparts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scurlogg_Hawkk View Post
    With all that Bruce Campbell wins ,Sam Axe and you have to add the Jack of Trades show and Brisco County Jr. to the mix of powers weapons he have .
    Forgotten about him being Jack. Agile leaps plus power weapons and swashbuckling skills give him a better chance then before. Still not sure if that's enough to harm Willis's unbreakable body however.
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