Kids next door vs Teen Titans

[sslrranma]

The teen titans get a call from "Father" and says there is an elite criminal organization called the kids next door threatening the wellfare of all people above the age of 13. He gives them the location of the tree house in sector V.

How do agents 1-5 handle the titans? They have no advance warning of the titans coming. If this is a curb stomp throw in 265, The Tommy and 86.

[The MunchKING]

I posted something similar and gon No resposnces.

But what you want to bet Star Finds 4 and the Tommy rediculously cute?

[ChaosBurnFlame]

Its a curbstomp, why throw in 265, Tommy and 86 to turn it into MORE of a curbstomp?

[The MunchKING]

How do agents 1-5 handle the titans? They have no advance warning of the titans coming. If this is a curb stomp throw in 265, The Tommy and 86.

I don't think they CAN handle them except possibly diplomacy. I mean Pies and Water Ballons barely slow down THEIR villians. and the Titans are on a whole nother level. Not to mention 3 of them have self-contained flight...

[sslrranma]

actualy i think they can do pretty well against the titans. They KND get the tree house since this is a scenario, so the titans have to deal with that first. And if they get through that, they have to deal with the KND themselves. Numbers 1,4 and 5 are the best fighters on the team and they have shown a lot of hand to hand combat skills.

The only problems i see are raven and cybord. For some reason i dont see starfire being a huge threat here. And cyborg has the super strength and intelligence enough to use it effectivly combined with a lot of durability. the only way i see Cyborg losing is if #3 brings out hippie hop.

And the KND do have more then pies and water balloons. They have made laser technology out of wooden planks and soda bottles. And there was one episode where #2 managed to punch a hole through wood with a rapid fire sardine gun. Lets not forget the space engine out of a food processor either. The KND tech could give reed a run for his money I think. >.>

[The Dog]

They send in Beast Boy as a hampster, who, dressed as William Wallace from his inspirational speech thing from Braveheart(blue and white face paint, one of those martini olive swords, a kilt), gets the hampsters to revolt.

As the KND are trying to get their hampsters under control, Raven uses her magic to teleport everyone inside, just like in Deception and various other eps.

And then the Kids Next Door and Teen Titans have a small-scale war, with lasers, candy, eye blasts, and random objects flying about until the KND lay unconscious and defeated.

Of course, the Teen Titans' victory is short lived as "Father" reveals himself for the villian he is and his plot to do something bad to everyone under 21...

[ChaosBurnFlame]

They send in Beast Boy as a hampster, who, dressed as William Wallace from his inspirational speech thing from Braveheart(blue and white face paint, one of those martini olive swords, a kilt), gets the hampsters to revolt.

Flaw #1. The Hampsters are very happy working at the treehouse. Heck they are fiercely loyal to the KND.

As the KND are trying to get their hampsters under control, Raven uses her magic to teleport everyone inside, just like in Deception and various other eps.

Flaw #2. Raven cannot teleport. the KND defenses can keep Count Spankula, whom has more powers than Raven ever had, out.

And then the Kids Next Door and Teen Titans have a small-scale war, with lasers, candy, eye blasts, and random objects flying about until the KND lay unconscious and defeated.

Flaw #3. The KND carry an arsenal of mechs and robots as well. Hell, they could just bust Fluffy out and HE just steps on the TT.

[The Dog]

Flaw #1. The Hampsters are very happy working at the treehouse. Heck they are fiercely loyal to the KND.

How do we know this? Sure, they protected it once, but the giant cat scared them off. But then again, Beast Boy could turn into a sabre-tooth tiger and scare them away. Either way, no Hampsters.

Flaw #2. Raven cannot teleport. the KND defenses can keep Count Spankula, whom has more powers than Raven ever had, out.

Actually, she can. Watch Haunted to see her doing it to herself, and watch Deception to see her doing the whole team, and there are more example. And Count Spankula? All he can do is possibly teleport, spank people, and turn people into Spankulas, who turn on him! Raven can, oh let's see: Fly, telekinetically throw things, teleport, fire black energy beams. That's more powerful than Spankula, unless your using Bizarro world logic.

Flaw #3. The KND carry an arsenal of mechs and robots as well. Hell, they could just bust Fluffy out and HE just steps on the TT.

All of which are about as effective as throwing a can at someone. Without the can. In fact, if Fluffy shows up, Cyborg could blast the tree the Treehouse rests in and push it over, sending it on top of Fluffy and smashing it.

[ChaosBurnFlame]

How do we know this? Sure, they protected it once, but the giant cat scared them off. But then again, Beast Boy could turn into a sabre-tooth tiger and scare them away. Either way, no Hampsters.

A saber tooth tiger isn't as big as that giant cat. Nor as mean. Nor can Beast Boy infiltrate the treehouse in the shape of a cat.

Actually, she can. Watch Haunted to see her doing it to herself, and watch Deception to see her doing the whole team, and there are more example. And Count Spankula? All he can do is possibly teleport, spank people, and turn people into Spankulas, who turn on him! Raven can, oh let's see: Fly, telekinetically throw things, teleport, fire black energy beams. That's more powerful than Spankula, unless your using Bizarro world logic.

Spankula can TK throw mechs with ease and teleport and mind control people. There, he's already more powerful than Raven. Raven cannot teleport. She puts herself in that black effec,t black effect turns into a bird, bird flies somewhere, she emerges.

By Webster's definition its not teleportation. She cannot fire 'black energy beams' as much as that is her telekinesis.

All of which are about as effective as throwing a can at someone. Without the can. In fact, if Fluffy shows up, Cyborg could blast the tree the Treehouse rests in and push it over, sending it on top of Fluffy and smashing it.

\Errmmm...

Fluffy's as big as a skyscraper.

EDIT: Better yet, Numbah Four puts on the battle armor that grows into a mech the size of a skyscraper and THEN steps on the Titans too.

[Spider69]

Actually i see star fire doing alot. If she wanted to see could blow up the intire Tree.
Plus, bb could turn into a t-rex. robin can take down the intire team in hand on hand anyday...And I do mean anyday,Raven.....well, i'am not even going to go into raven, and cyborg could destroy their weapons because he could blast trew solid steel and other such objects, so i'am sure that a couple of sardine can's and some of mom's left over tupperware are no problem for him. Sorry but i definietly call this a curb stomp!

Robin: " Not-in-my-league."

[ChaosBurnFlame]

What the hell could the Titans do when Skyscraper sized Fluffy stomps on their heads?

[Spider69]

The titans have fought stuff alot tougher than that over sized thing. Beast boy himself should be able to take him out!

[ChaosBurnFlame]

Question #1: HOW? I mean, they NEVER fought something the size of a skyscraper before.

If you think Beast Boy can take Fluffy that's the size of a skyscraper out then I have to inform you there's no naturally occuring animal that size.

At least none that Beast Boy would know about.

[The Dog]

A saber tooth tiger isn't as big as that giant cat. Nor as mean. Nor can Beast Boy infiltrate the treehouse in the shape of a cat.

Actually, he enters as a bug or something small, and then turns into a sabretooth tiger. Remember, hampsters fear felines, or pretty much anything bigger than them.

Spankula can TK throw mechs with ease and teleport and mind control people. There, he's already more powerful than Raven. Raven cannot teleport. She puts herself in that black effec,t black effect turns into a bird, bird flies somewhere, she emerges.

Spankula's mind control isn't worth crap, since they broke it rather easily. And Raven can reach back in time and pull them to her time. Can Spankula do that? And with all those powers he still gets beaten up by a pack of ten year olds with weapons made of trash and wood.

As for their defenses, you must remember, Toiletnator got in through their "defenses" by coming up through the toilet. And the black bird effect can fly through solid objects, so it flies into the tree, comes up through there, and goes into the tree. Works just fine for me.

\Errmmm...

Fluffy's as big as a skyscraper.

EDIT: Better yet, Numbah Four puts on the battle armor that grows into a mech the size of a skyscraper and THEN steps on the Titans too.

Fluffy may be as big as a skyscraper, but it's still as useful as throwing a can. Without the can. Name one example where it did something other than get chrushed, pounded and smashed. And remember, it got beaten by a TURNIP! A giant evil turnip maybe, but still a turnip. So Cyborg blasts a hole in its chest, and it explodes after doing absolutely nothing. But Cookie escapes from the explosion.

And the battle armor gets its spindly arms and legs blown off by Starfire and Cyborg.

After which Beast Boy turns into a large octopus and grabs the KND, leaving them unable to move.

As for The Tommy, 265, and 86, yeah, let's help the KND by giving them a kid brother, an evil teen agent in the form of 265, and one useful person to help.

[Z-man]

And the KND do have more then pies and water balloons. They have made laser technology out of wooden planks and soda bottles. And there was one episode where #2 managed to punch a hole through wood with a rapid fire sardine gun. Lets not forget the space engine out of a food processor either. The KND tech could give reed a run for his money I think. >.>

Not to mention the cannons which fire actual cans of foodstuffs. Getting hit by a full metal can at high speed is gonna hurt anyone.