Favorite quotes from the early Batman movies

[B. Kuwanger]

"Bruce Wayne? Why are you dressed like Batman?"

"you are my numbah one....guyyy...!!"

Almost anything delivered by Nicholson, Shreck, or Devito was just really well done.

[Kensei]

"Because he IS Batman, you moron!"

[Greg Anderson]

"Because he IS Batman, you moron!"

"Was."

.......

[KurtW95]

1966:
Commissioner Gordon: What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree and is very dangerous?
Robin: A sparrow with a machine gun!
Commissioner Gordon: Yes, of course.


1989:
Thug: What are you?
Batman: I'm Batman.

[dupersuper]

1966:
Commissioner Gordon: What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree and is very dangerous?
Robin: A sparrow with a machine gun!
Commissioner Gordon: Yes, of course.

[Super Buddies Forever]

I'd argue that Batman '89 is still one of the most quotable movies of all time.

"NEVER RUB ANOTHER MAN'S RHUBARB!"

[Kensei]

"You're crazy."
"I thought I was a Pisces."

[BraveSirRobin]

'89 Joker: "We're like Beauty and the Beast... but if anyone else called you a Beast, I'd have to kill them."

[Kensei]

'89 Joker: "We're like Beauty and the Beast... but if anyone else called you a Beast, I'd have to kill them."

No no, it was so much better than that! It was "Of course, if anyone else calls you 'Beast,' I'll rip their lungs out."

[BraveSirRobin]

I bow to your superior knowledge Kensei. In my defense it has been a few years since I saw the 89 version!

[ispacehead]

"Hubba hubba hubba! Money money money! Who do you trust?

ME? I'm giving out free money?

And the Batman???? Home! Washing his tights!"

...or something like that.