Since there was a fun thread on everyones' favorite quotes from the Nolan trilogy, I thought we might share some of our favorites from the Burton and Schumacher films, and what the heck let's throw in the Adam West movie. I'll start things off:
Joker: "This town needs an enema!"
Joker: "Winged freak terrorizes? Wait'll they get a load of me."
Joker (last words before he dies): "Sometimes I just kill myself!"
Alfred: "I have no wish to spend my few remaining years grieving for the loss of old friends... or their sons."
Bruce: "I tried to avoid all this, but I can't. It's not a perfect world."
Vickie: "It doesn't have to be a perfect world. I just gotta know, are we gonna try to love each other?"
Bruce: "I'd like to. But he's out there right now, and I've gotta go to work."
Selina: "You don't seem like the type that does business with Mr. Schreck."
Bruce: "You don't seem like the type that takes orders from him."
Selina: "Well, that's a long story."
Bruce: "Yeah? Well, I could free up some time."
Selina: "I'm listed."
Bruce: "I'm tempted."
Selina: "I'm working."
Bruce: (Suddenly realizing elevator doors are closing) "I'm leaving."
Penguin: "The word you're looking for is- AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!"
Clown thug: "Uh, Penguin? I mean, killing sleeping children. Isn't that a little...?"
Penguin: "Rrrrrr." (Shoots and kills thug.) "No! It's a lot!"
Schreck: "Not Chip. Please, if you have an ounce of human feeling, take me instead."
Penguin: "Rrrr. I don't, so no!"
Catwoman: "Two lives left. I think I'll save one for next Christmas. But in the meantime... how 'bout a kiss, Santy Clause?"
Penguin (dying words): "Ack! I picked the cute one. The heat's gettin' to me. I'll murder you momentarily. But first, I need a cool drink... of ice water."
Alfred: "Well, come what may... Merry Christmas, Mr. Wayne."
Bruce: "Merry Christmas, Alfred. Good will toward men. And women."
Riddler: "Was that over the top? I can never tell."