he will release pheromones into steve rogers unintentionally
I don't even know why he's gonna be in The New Avengers. Didn't he mess up Black Panters city?
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He'll gain half a pound and be unable to squeeze into his superbriefs?
Steve Rogers: You ready to follow Captain America into the jaws of death?
James Barnes: Hell, no! The little guy from Brooklyn who was too dumb not to run away from a fight. I'm following him."
He said that jokingly. And Hope isn't anyone's type. In fact, he probably meant to say "Hope. Ick! Ick! Ick!"
Remember how Namor said he felt small...
Let's just say that it wasn't Anaconda Malt liquor that gave him "Wooooooo!" (Black Dynamite reference watch it.)
My Heroes For Hire: Luke Cage, Iron Fist, Misty Knight, Colleen Wing, The Falcon, Ant-Man (Scott Lang). White Tiger IV and Powerman would be interns.
How sad. Fortunately, the percentage is reversed for the men, so it's all still good.
See what I mean?
Obviously, Namor's Phoenix Adjustment is working on Black Panther.
Gaining half a pound in his superbriefs would be most impressive and most conducive for the flying off of knickers from both male and female.
It effects his mind.Namor becomes humble and contrite and wants to help out any way he can!
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Blonde men find themselves irresistibly drawn to his ham-fisted, arrogant ways. Worse (for his reputation, not so much his fans), Namor finds himself drawn in by them in turn.
(He better stay away from Cap. And Havok. And Thor. And Cannonball. And Hank Pym. And the Sentry.)
Or the worst punishment of all for the King of Atlantis: BODY HAIR. ALL OVER THE PLACE.
Beard, chest, arms, legs, buns...He'll have to start waxing to retain his hydrodynamic sleekness.
THE HORROR.
What are Namor's mutant power's anyway? I've never been quite sure what abilities were caused by his Atlantean half and what was caused by his being a mutant...
he can fly and is super-strong, invulnerable. he is also eternally youthful and can channel electricity. and he can telepathically communicate with animal life.
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