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    Quote Originally Posted by IronMagnus View Post
    He loses his power to woo blonde women.
    NO!

    His greatest strength!!!
    Steve Rogers: You ready to follow Captain America into the jaws of death?
    James Barnes: Hell, no! The little guy from Brooklyn who was too dumb not to run away from a fight. I'm following him."

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    he will release pheromones into steve rogers unintentionally

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    I don't even know why he's gonna be in The New Avengers. Didn't he mess up Black Panters city?
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    Quote Originally Posted by T.M. Anthony View Post
    NO!

    His greatest strength!!!
    Don't worry. There's still plenty of redheads.

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    He'll gain half a pound and be unable to squeeze into his superbriefs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pepper View Post
    Don't worry. There's still plenty of redheads.
    Who do you take him for, Aquaman? No Red heads!

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    Also greg land can't draw women.(hello same porn star face I've seen on every land woman in panel 1)

    So the Mutants are all having trouble with their powers at once? hmmm whats Bendis up to...
    Steve Rogers: You ready to follow Captain America into the jaws of death?
    James Barnes: Hell, no! The little guy from Brooklyn who was too dumb not to run away from a fight. I'm following him."

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    He said that jokingly. And Hope isn't anyone's type. In fact, he probably meant to say "Hope. Ick! Ick! Ick!"

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    Remember how Namor said he felt small...

    Let's just say that it wasn't Anaconda Malt liquor that gave him "Wooooooo!" (Black Dynamite reference watch it.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady_Alternate View Post
    When he flexes his delicious muscles and poses in his tiny tighty trunks, only 78% of women will experience their knickers uncontrollably flying off, as opposed to his pre-Phoenix rate of 99.4%

    Obviously.
    How sad. Fortunately, the percentage is reversed for the men, so it's all still good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Caio View Post
    he will release pheromones into steve rogers unintentionally
    See what I mean?


    Quote Originally Posted by CelosBeats View Post
    I don't even know why he's gonna be in The New Avengers. Didn't he mess up Black Panters city?
    Obviously, Namor's Phoenix Adjustment is working on Black Panther.


    Quote Originally Posted by chariset View Post
    He'll gain half a pound and be unable to squeeze into his superbriefs?
    Gaining half a pound in his superbriefs would be most impressive and most conducive for the flying off of knickers from both male and female.

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    Two words.

    Butt.
    Wings.

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    It effects his mind.Namor becomes humble and contrite and wants to help out any way he can!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CelosBeats View Post
    I don't even know why he's gonna be in The New Avengers. Didn't he mess up Black Panters city?
    While he was possessed by a cosmic entity.

    And of course, he's still Illuminati... with an Infinity Gem. So at worst, he's simply someone the heroes are forced to work with.
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    Blonde men find themselves irresistibly drawn to his ham-fisted, arrogant ways. Worse (for his reputation, not so much his fans), Namor finds himself drawn in by them in turn.

    (He better stay away from Cap. And Havok. And Thor. And Cannonball. And Hank Pym. And the Sentry.)

    Or the worst punishment of all for the King of Atlantis: BODY HAIR. ALL OVER THE PLACE.

    Beard, chest, arms, legs, buns...He'll have to start waxing to retain his hydrodynamic sleekness.

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    What are Namor's mutant power's anyway? I've never been quite sure what abilities were caused by his Atlantean half and what was caused by his being a mutant...

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    he can fly and is super-strong, invulnerable. he is also eternally youthful and can channel electricity. and he can telepathically communicate with animal life.

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