Awwww.... you serenaded me. Now I like you again! For now.
Yum.
Yes. I would eat this. But instead of tartar sauce, I would eat it with tzatziki sauce.
What does cock soda taste like?
Awwww.... you serenaded me. Now I like you again! For now.
Yum.
Yes. I would eat this. But instead of tartar sauce, I would eat it with tzatziki sauce.
What does cock soda taste like?
The unicorn is kind of lonely
Being unique and oh so corny
Mounting does not amount to much
The unicorn is unic-horny.
~the4thpip
That's because Women are not vending machines that you just put kindness coins in until sex comes out.~Pól Rua
We're ALLLLLL her friends. And also her enemies. Sometimes simultaneously ^^ ~Squirrel
I love you serious, yo.~Doug Strange
Start off with a caesar salad, followed by a smorgasbord of ravioli, my mom's homemade lasagna, a nice steak grilled medium-rare with shaved grilled onions on top, mashed potatoes drowning in gravy and a side of peas and corns. And finally a chocolate milkshake and moist chocolate layered cake.
"It seems you blend in with so many other ordinary things" - Kermit the Frog
The unicorn is kind of lonely
Being unique and oh so corny
Mounting does not amount to much
The unicorn is unic-horny.
~the4thpip
That's because Women are not vending machines that you just put kindness coins in until sex comes out.~Pól Rua
We're ALLLLLL her friends. And also her enemies. Sometimes simultaneously ^^ ~Squirrel
I love you serious, yo.~Doug Strange
The unicorn is kind of lonely
Being unique and oh so corny
Mounting does not amount to much
The unicorn is unic-horny.
~the4thpip
That's because Women are not vending machines that you just put kindness coins in until sex comes out.~Pól Rua
We're ALLLLLL her friends. And also her enemies. Sometimes simultaneously ^^ ~Squirrel
I love you serious, yo.~Doug Strange
The unicorn is kind of lonely
Being unique and oh so corny
Mounting does not amount to much
The unicorn is unic-horny.
~the4thpip
That's because Women are not vending machines that you just put kindness coins in until sex comes out.~Pól Rua
We're ALLLLLL her friends. And also her enemies. Sometimes simultaneously ^^ ~Squirrel
I love you serious, yo.~Doug Strange
You asking me? You name it, you try it.
Oh, wait just a minute.
Was that a rhetorical question? In which case you already know the answer, so I don't have to give one.
OK. But, don't keep it to yourself. Please, enlighten us. Not that I care but some might.
As for Cockta "Its main ingredient comes from the dog rose hip. The other ingredients come from 11 different herbs, lemon and orange. It contains neither caffeine nor orthophosphoric acid." - Wiki
The unicorn is kind of lonely
Being unique and oh so corny
Mounting does not amount to much
The unicorn is unic-horny.
~the4thpip
That's because Women are not vending machines that you just put kindness coins in until sex comes out.~Pól Rua
We're ALLLLLL her friends. And also her enemies. Sometimes simultaneously ^^ ~Squirrel
I love you serious, yo.~Doug Strange
There's an energy drink over here called 'Pussy' can't say I've ever drunk it though.
'Before all hell breaks loose. Before the Hangman's noose. As the sun goes down, I'll say it's a good day to die'.
The unicorn is kind of lonely
Being unique and oh so corny
Mounting does not amount to much
The unicorn is unic-horny.
~the4thpip
That's because Women are not vending machines that you just put kindness coins in until sex comes out.~Pól Rua
We're ALLLLLL her friends. And also her enemies. Sometimes simultaneously ^^ ~Squirrel
I love you serious, yo.~Doug Strange
Probably no good for me anyway, I'm allergic to cats
'Before all hell breaks loose. Before the Hangman's noose. As the sun goes down, I'll say it's a good day to die'.
The unicorn is kind of lonely
Being unique and oh so corny
Mounting does not amount to much
The unicorn is unic-horny.
~the4thpip
That's because Women are not vending machines that you just put kindness coins in until sex comes out.~Pól Rua
We're ALLLLLL her friends. And also her enemies. Sometimes simultaneously ^^ ~Squirrel
I love you serious, yo.~Doug Strange
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