Earth vs Galactus

[Hypestyle]

I'd like to see a Star Trek story (any timeframe) involving Galactus.. how would each captain handle it? Kirk, Picard, Sisko, Janeway, Archer? And let's say it's not Earth being threatened but a heretofore uncharted planet that is not aligned with any galactic alliance/empire..

[Beadle]

Do NOT put Janeway's atrocious decision-making skills up against Galactus. It would not end well.

[Shellhead]

I'd like to see a Star Trek story (any timeframe) involving Galactus.. how would each captain handle it? Kirk, Picard, Sisko, Janeway, Archer? And let's say it's not Earth being threatened but a heretofore uncharted planet that is not aligned with any galactic alliance/empire..

Kirk seduces Nova (aka Frankie Raye) and then after a makeout session, she tells him about the Ultimate Nullifier. He gets ahold of it and confronts Galactus. They stand there shouting at each other and hamming it up for a while, and then Galactus leaves, vowing vengeance.

Picard tries to reason with Galactus, who ignores him. Then Q shows up and and makes Picard dance and jump through hoops for most of the episode before snapping his fingers to send Galactus away.

Sisko attempts a direct assault with the defiant against Galactus and his ship. Galactus sends some Punisher robots to rip up the Defiant and then his herald finishes it off. Then a Sisko from the future emerges from wherever the Prophets took him and does a deus ex machina thing to dismiss Galactus.

Janeway orders Paris to break the Warp 10 barrier again, aiming his shuttle at Galactus. Paris, Galactus, Janeway and Nova all end up as lizards, and start a new super-race of non-sentient lizards.

Archer has his crew pose for pictures with Galactus. Then Archer's acquaintance Daniels gets Galactus embroiled in intrigue involving the Temporal Cold War, eventually causing Galactus to vanish and turn up in an alternate timeline, where he chows down on the planet.

[Surtur]

It doesn't really have anything with retcons. It's just that the Destroyer Armor was used as an Herald at one point.

Could of sworn Galactus had the thing powered down to below it's normal levels though when it was a herald. So the power levels it was operating on at the time might not surpass SS levels.

[Beadle]

Could of sworn Galactus had the thing powered down to below it's normal levels though when it was a herald. So the power levels it was operating on at the time might not surpass SS levels.

Irrelevant now though, considering we also have The Fallen One and Waters of Life Morg.

Surfer just ISN'T the most powerful. He's simply more powerful than the more commonly used ones (although Nova had a fair bit of oomph as well).

[Shellhead]

Due to compressing timelines, it seems like Galactus goes through heralds even faster than Batman goes through Robins.

[Captain Smith]

How about a Lovecratian Earth? All the buried ancient evils surface. Although the universe striding ones seem to live off planet.

Naw, G can toast them, I think.

[Shellhead]

How about a Lovecratian Earth? All the buried ancient evils surface. Although the universe striding ones seem to live off planet.

Naw, G can toast them, I think.

Galactus: [eyeing Cthulhu] IS THAT CALAMARI? I LOVE APPETIZERS!

[Surtur]

Galactus: [eyeing Cthulhu] IS THAT CALAMARI? I LOVE APPETIZERS!

Now just picture Galactus tenderizing the calamari via beating it with a boat. A cosmic boat, of course.

[Stigma Rex]

Now just picture Galactus tenderizing the calamari via beating it with a boat. A cosmic boat, of course.

Is it piloted by the Silver Sailor?

[The Watcher]

Bill & Ted's Earth. Wyld Stallions gives a performance so awesome it somehow alleviates Galactus' hunger. Due to The Big G being being so pleased and impressed with their music, plus the fact that his sibling Death is already a member, he joins the band and they go on a Most Triumphant Cosmic Tour.