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    Quote Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl View Post
    Don't you fucking do that. Don't you dare do that in my presence! You are the prettiest there is and I will fuck you up!
    Promise? =D

    I was only being silly, YK.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squirrel View Post
    I THINK I said "the bathroom is on fire! eat it!"
    Ha! That'll learn him to turn you on speaking spanish!
    The unicorn is kind of lonely
    Being unique and oh so corny
    Mounting does not amount to much
    The unicorn is unic-horny.
    ~the4thpip

    Diamonds, Daisies, Snowflakes,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Chestnuts, Rainbows, Springtime ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's tinsel on a tree ...
    She's everything that every girl should be!
    Sable, Popcorn, White Wine,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Gingham, Bluebirds, Broadway ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's mine alone, but luckily for you ...
    If you find a girl to love,
    Only one girl to love,
    Then she'll be Bipolar Danger Girl too ...
    Bipolar Danger Girl!
    ~fly on the wall

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squirrel View Post
    Promise? =D

    I was only being silly, YK.
    Just because you're my best friend now doesn't mean I won't murder you.
    The unicorn is kind of lonely
    Being unique and oh so corny
    Mounting does not amount to much
    The unicorn is unic-horny.
    ~the4thpip

    Diamonds, Daisies, Snowflakes,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Chestnuts, Rainbows, Springtime ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's tinsel on a tree ...
    She's everything that every girl should be!
    Sable, Popcorn, White Wine,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Gingham, Bluebirds, Broadway ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's mine alone, but luckily for you ...
    If you find a girl to love,
    Only one girl to love,
    Then she'll be Bipolar Danger Girl too ...
    Bipolar Danger Girl!
    ~fly on the wall

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    Quote Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl View Post
    Just because you're my best friend now doesn't mean I won't murder you.
    Just make sure you put something hilarious on my tombstone.
    Scarecrow is legally retarded, uneducated, and medically speaking, is the floor of a Hee Haw set dressed up like a hobo. ~seanbaby

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squirrel View Post
    Just make sure you put something hilarious on my tombstone.
    Bah. I can't murder you. You wouldn't struggle enough.
    The unicorn is kind of lonely
    Being unique and oh so corny
    Mounting does not amount to much
    The unicorn is unic-horny.
    ~the4thpip

    Diamonds, Daisies, Snowflakes,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Chestnuts, Rainbows, Springtime ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's tinsel on a tree ...
    She's everything that every girl should be!
    Sable, Popcorn, White Wine,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Gingham, Bluebirds, Broadway ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's mine alone, but luckily for you ...
    If you find a girl to love,
    Only one girl to love,
    Then she'll be Bipolar Danger Girl too ...
    Bipolar Danger Girl!
    ~fly on the wall

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    Quote Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl View Post
    Bah. I can't murder you. You wouldn't struggle enough.
    Well...I might wiggle a bit.
    Scarecrow is legally retarded, uneducated, and medically speaking, is the floor of a Hee Haw set dressed up like a hobo. ~seanbaby

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nick Soapdish View Post
    The server at Applebees that posted the receipt has been fired after the pastor complained. And now we know who the pastor was - Alois Bell. (Maybe we did before, but I only saw half the signature which I don't think would be worth much to anybody that wasn't already familiar with the signature.)
    Quote Originally Posted by Squirrel View Post
    What a complete asshole. Also - fuck Applebees.
    I wonder if Applebees will face any legal trouble over this . Firing someone for a reason that really isn't valid from what the ex-waitress claimed. That its not in their rules. I'd love if a lawsuit happy lawyer jumps in and says...ya know Applebees...its time I made you get fucked and pay up.
    "Heads up-- If Havok's position in UA #5 really upset you, it's time to drown yourself hobo piss. Seriously, do it. It's the only solution." - Rick Remender

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    All right, fuck. I gotta get some sleep. Work at 6am, visiting Grandma in the afternoon.

    She's doing better, BTW. They found a room for her in the psych ward and she's on meds that are helping somewhat. It's really looking like schizophrenia, which is at least treatable.

    Rape someone with a kitten for me.

    Not really. The poor thing would get all sticky and probably be traumatized. Use a plushy instead.
    Scarecrow is legally retarded, uneducated, and medically speaking, is the floor of a Hee Haw set dressed up like a hobo. ~seanbaby

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squirrel View Post
    Well...I might wiggle a bit.
    Okay, I give up. I will be lesbian. Or bi-esbian. Or whatever.
    The unicorn is kind of lonely
    Being unique and oh so corny
    Mounting does not amount to much
    The unicorn is unic-horny.
    ~the4thpip

    Diamonds, Daisies, Snowflakes,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Chestnuts, Rainbows, Springtime ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's tinsel on a tree ...
    She's everything that every girl should be!
    Sable, Popcorn, White Wine,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Gingham, Bluebirds, Broadway ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's mine alone, but luckily for you ...
    If you find a girl to love,
    Only one girl to love,
    Then she'll be Bipolar Danger Girl too ...
    Bipolar Danger Girl!
    ~fly on the wall

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squirrel View Post
    All right, fuck. I gotta get some sleep. Work at 6am, visiting Grandma in the afternoon.

    She's doing better, BTW. They found a room for her in the psych ward and she's on meds that are helping somewhat. It's really looking like schizophrenia, which is at least treatable.

    Rape someone with a kitten for me.

    Not really. The poor thing would get all sticky and probably be traumatized. Use a plushy instead.
    Well.. that was a fun lesbian experience. Glad that's over! Phew.
    The unicorn is kind of lonely
    Being unique and oh so corny
    Mounting does not amount to much
    The unicorn is unic-horny.
    ~the4thpip

    Diamonds, Daisies, Snowflakes,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Chestnuts, Rainbows, Springtime ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's tinsel on a tree ...
    She's everything that every girl should be!
    Sable, Popcorn, White Wine,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Gingham, Bluebirds, Broadway ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's mine alone, but luckily for you ...
    If you find a girl to love,
    Only one girl to love,
    Then she'll be Bipolar Danger Girl too ...
    Bipolar Danger Girl!
    ~fly on the wall

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    Quote Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl View Post
    Okay, I give up. I will be lesbian. Or bi-esbian. Or whatever.
    Yay! Sweet dreams to me!

    Goodnight.
    Scarecrow is legally retarded, uneducated, and medically speaking, is the floor of a Hee Haw set dressed up like a hobo. ~seanbaby

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    Sorry bout your Grandma , Squirrel...hope she gets better .
    "Heads up-- If Havok's position in UA #5 really upset you, it's time to drown yourself hobo piss. Seriously, do it. It's the only solution." - Rick Remender

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    Quote Originally Posted by SUPERECWFAN1 View Post
    I wonder if Applebees will face any legal trouble over this . Firing someone for a reason that really isn't valid from what the ex-waitress claimed. That its not in their rules. I'd love if a lawsuit happy lawyer jumps in and says...ya know Applebees...its time I made you get fucked and pay up.
    I think that Applebee's is in the clear (as much as I hate it). It may not be specifically spelled out, but the person that posted it (not the server in question, by the way) did violate their customer's privacy by including the signature. And it's not like Applebee's needs a reason anyway.

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    I will never eat at Applebees again! I never do eat at Applebees, but now I will double not eat there!
    The unicorn is kind of lonely
    Being unique and oh so corny
    Mounting does not amount to much
    The unicorn is unic-horny.
    ~the4thpip

    Diamonds, Daisies, Snowflakes,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Chestnuts, Rainbows, Springtime ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's tinsel on a tree ...
    She's everything that every girl should be!
    Sable, Popcorn, White Wine,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Gingham, Bluebirds, Broadway ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's mine alone, but luckily for you ...
    If you find a girl to love,
    Only one girl to love,
    Then she'll be Bipolar Danger Girl too ...
    Bipolar Danger Girl!
    ~fly on the wall

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChadH View Post
    I'll be waiting out front with my magic suitcase.
    I'm autistic. What's your excuse?

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