RITA'S CXLVI: They Tell Me Revenge is Sweet and From Where They Stand I’m Sure it is

[Alex L]

There used to be doombots, but when the techbubble burst, it became more difficult to get the parts so he just started stuffing some Latverian serfs into old sets of Doom Armor.

Or outsourced to Chinese tech factories? They'll make knockoffs called Dommbots!

[Tadhg]

Or outsourced to Chinese tech factories? They'll make knockoffs called Dommbots!

Oooh. I really like that story twist

[snarkbunny]

My wife suggested the Hyundai Elantra over dinner tonight, but I had a co-worker that drove a Hyundai that was a complete lemon. Funny how those things stick with you.

I wrote off the Fit subcompact as too small, maybe I'll check it out.

And why does Chevy Cruz sound like a Latin porn star?

Because I forgot the "E"? - the Fit and the Focus are currently top on my list but I haven't started test driving yet. I love my ugly-coloured Swift, but it is not a good car for the mountains.

Also Hyundai has improved immensely in quality from the Pony days.

Oh, also the Kia Rio or Forte.

I have to admit I do like the look of a Kia Soul.

Winslow - Come Play Valentines with us!!! I'm already designing mine!

[Royal]

[bipolar danger girl]

That's a lovely sentiment, Royal. When I become a super villain and dominate the world, you may all fuck with the advertisers... but the dentists still go first.

[Donald M.]

You know a thread is best avoided when you click into it and the entire page is one long unbroken string of This Message Is Hidden Because _________ Is On Your Ignore List.

[bipolar danger girl]

You know a thread is best avoided when you click into it and the entire page is one long unbroken string of This Message Is Hidden Because _________ Is On Your Ignore List.

Did you put me on fucking ignore again, Duck? Stop avoiding the Valentine's Day Exchange and PM me your fucking address! Did it ever occur to you that I might want to send you love?

[Pól Rua]

Sidenote: I really wish there was some non-WWE/UFC promotion that combined the strenghts of each -the over the topness of Rasslin, and technical skill of MMA. With ridiculous costumes. Which is a given.

Some of the non-WWE pro-wrestling federations are good for this. Ring of Honour, CHIKARA, Pro Wrestling Guerilla, Dragon Gate... The problem with the WWE is it's a wrestling federation run by someone who doesn't like wrestling.

Schrodingers Catbox, ahahahhahahhahahha.
BPDG, what would mine be?

Squirrel Nut Kicker.

http://beedogs.com/

Every day I think you for introducing me to this page.

[howyadoin]

Did it evolve into a Princess Awesome and her pet unicorn beaver story?

Unicorn beaver?

[Donald M.]

Did you put me on fucking ignore again, Duck? Stop avoiding the Valentine's Day Exchange and PM me your fucking address! Did it ever occur to you that I might want to send you love?

That's what I'm afraid of, but fine. I'm sure I'll regret this, but the PM is on its way.

[Donald M.]

Unicorn beaver?

Well you know, some . . .



Yeah, I decided I'm not going there.

[howyadoin]

Also, finished this tonight:

[Royal]

Sidenote: I really wish there was some non-WWE/UFC promotion that combined the strenghts of each -the over the topness of Rasslin, and technical skill of MMA. With ridiculous costumes. Which is a given.

MMA side would be DEEP. Several pro wrestlers have started short lived records in that promotion. Including Alberto Del Rio (in mask) and Super Porky.

Pro wrestling, hands down PANCRASE and RINGS. Pro wrestlers got sick of the dog and pony shows of the 80's and formed Catch leagues to show of the legit grappling and submissions of the sport. Many great pro wrestlers came from these leagues.

[Paradox]

Squirrel is such a modern:

George Lucas?

Oh, please. It goes back at LEAST as far as Jules Verne.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Some of the non-WWE pro-wrestling federations are good for this. Ring of Honour, CHIKARA, Pro Wrestling Guerilla, Dragon Gate... The problem with the WWE is it's a wrestling federation run by someone who doesn't like wrestling.
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Sadly , Ring of Honor isn't where it once was. I blame the fact the company has lost a lot of talent to the WWE and TNA. One of the funniest debacles was last years Kenny King deal where King didn't have a ROH contract and was working there being a nice guy. He shows up on TNA , Cornette throws a pissy tantrum and basically kicks King outta ROH. Even though King was part of the ROH tag team champions and he could have used the exposure for the company.