RITA'S CXLVI: They Tell Me Revenge is Sweet and From Where They Stand I’m Sure it is

[jesse_custer]

Have you seen the Woman in Black JC?

I did. My wife's into Harry Potter and ghosts, so we went to see it. I thought it was mildly effective, which is more than I can say for the Paranormal Activity series. I wrote a review of it for a newspaper a while back. I could find it and post it here if you're interested.

I have. And I liked it quite a bit. Which is saying something, because I'm not a big fan of Wes Anderson (though I loved the Fantastic Mr. Fox). The only thing that niggled at me is that Bill Murray and Frances McDormand are way too old to have kids that age...even moreso in 1965.

Anderson has really stretched out with Fantastic Mr. Fox and Moonrise Kingdom. You could argue they're his two best movies.

And good point about the kids. Didn't even occur to me.

[Squirrel]

Thought for the day: If the average litter of pugs is one or two, why does my pug have twelve nipples?

[Puma]

Thought for the day: If the average litter of pugs is one or two, why does my pug have twelve nipples?

Probably a holdover from when pugs weren't genetically manipulated by man.

[bipolar danger girl]

I am secure enough in my manhood to accept and even embrace the adorableness of my penis, thus thwarting your wicked plan, foul beast! Foul, adorable beast!

Fucking hell fuckers! It's not everyday that an adorable penis falls in my lap. What a waste.

And Jared, nothing Squirrel has said here tonight, or at any other time, reflects badly on you in any way whatsoever. You're a good guy and we know it.

But that Squirrel can't be trusted. She'll probably chew your electrical wires. Nope. I am not on my game this morning. I don't care! I'm fucking leaving it! I'm not ashamed of my adorable penis either!

Kana Sharp got a one-year temp ban, so we can all get back to fucking cursing like god-damn sailors.

Fuck. I was supposed to stop swearing? How come nobody fucking told me? I should be the first fucker notified of a no cursing zone!

Good morning, nerds.

Going to the LCS tonight, first time in 3 weeks.

What's a LCS? Oooh... fun game! Is it.. Licking Cat Society? Lollipop Cock Store? Lavender Colored Submarine?

Aw fucking hell with gonorrhea.

You are so fucking adorable.

I dreamed last night that I went grocery shopping with you and Cedic. You wanted to make an orange blossom, but couldn't find the things you needed. It was way more fucking fun than it sounds!


Good morning, CBRians! *kisses*

[Slam_Bradley]

Good morning, nerds.

Going to the LCS tonight, first time in 3 weeks.

I haven't been inside a comic shop in probably five years.

[bipolar danger girl]

Probably a holdover from when pugs weren't genetically manipulated by man.

That's the boring real answer. The fun answer is... guitar strings!

[bipolar danger girl]

I haven't been inside a comic shop in probably five years.

You ruined my fun, Slam. I can't believe the LCS is just a boring old comic book store. Pfft.

[Dreadstar]

Probably a holdover from when pugs weren't genetically manipulated by man.

Interesting question: Has there EVER been a time when pugs weren't genetically manipulated? I mean, I look at a pug and immediately think: "That ain't natural!"

[jessecuster3]

I haven't been inside a comic shop in probably five years.

I pre-order and subscribe, so its all paid for, I just have to go get it.

[Dreadstar]

gaaaaaaah!!!!!

kill it, kill it kill it!

[Michael P]

Thought for the day: If the average litter of pugs is one or two, why does my pug have twelve nipples?

Probably a holdover from when pugs weren't genetically manipulated by man.

Yeah, just going by nipple count, the average litter should be six. (Thanks, Fringe!)

gaaaaaaah!!!!!

kill it, kill it kill it!

It's not a monster, it's Mr. Burns!

[GozertheGozarian]

What's a LCS? Oooh... fun game! Is it.. Licking Cat Society? Lollipop Cock Store? Lavender Colored Submarine?

Lilliputian Cock Syndrome.

[Puma]

Interesting question: Has there EVER been a time when pugs weren't genetically manipulated? I mean, I look at a pug and immediately think: "That ain't natural!"

Maybe when it was still a mastiff. Although no one is certain exactly where the pug came from.

[Dreadstar]

Note to self: The next time you do bean soup in the slow cooker, 1 lb. of beans will be more than sufficient.

[Michael P]

Note to self: Never share a home or office with Dreadstar.