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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Clarkie View Post
    Have you seen the Woman in Black JC?
    I did. My wife's into Harry Potter and ghosts, so we went to see it. I thought it was mildly effective, which is more than I can say for the Paranormal Activity series. I wrote a review of it for a newspaper a while back. I could find it and post it here if you're interested.

    Quote Originally Posted by Slam_Bradley View Post
    I have. And I liked it quite a bit. Which is saying something, because I'm not a big fan of Wes Anderson (though I loved the Fantastic Mr. Fox). The only thing that niggled at me is that Bill Murray and Frances McDormand are way too old to have kids that age...even moreso in 1965.
    Anderson has really stretched out with Fantastic Mr. Fox and Moonrise Kingdom. You could argue they're his two best movies.

    And good point about the kids. Didn't even occur to me.

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    Thought for the day: If the average litter of pugs is one or two, why does my pug have twelve nipples?
    Scarecrow is legally retarded, uneducated, and medically speaking, is the floor of a Hee Haw set dressed up like a hobo. ~seanbaby

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squirrel View Post
    Thought for the day: If the average litter of pugs is one or two, why does my pug have twelve nipples?
    Probably a holdover from when pugs weren't genetically manipulated by man.
    What have I always believed? That, on the whole, and by and large, if a person lived properly, not according to what any priests said, but according to what seemed decent and honest inside, then it would, at the end, more or less, turn out ok.

    "In 1996, I was 36. And you're still a frothing moonbat." ~Paradox

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald M. View Post
    I am secure enough in my manhood to accept and even embrace the adorableness of my penis, thus thwarting your wicked plan, foul beast! Foul, adorable beast!
    Fucking hell fuckers! It's not everyday that an adorable penis falls in my lap. What a waste.

    Quote Originally Posted by Spike-X View Post
    And Jared, nothing Squirrel has said here tonight, or at any other time, reflects badly on you in any way whatsoever. You're a good guy and we know it.
    But that Squirrel can't be trusted. She'll probably chew your electrical wires. Nope. I am not on my game this morning. I don't care! I'm fucking leaving it! I'm not ashamed of my adorable penis either!

    Quote Originally Posted by the4thpip View Post
    Kana Sharp got a one-year temp ban, so we can all get back to fucking cursing like god-damn sailors.
    Fuck. I was supposed to stop swearing? How come nobody fucking told me? I should be the first fucker notified of a no cursing zone!

    Quote Originally Posted by jessecuster3 View Post
    Good morning, nerds.

    Going to the LCS tonight, first time in 3 weeks.
    What's a LCS? Oooh... fun game! Is it.. Licking Cat Society? Lollipop Cock Store? Lavender Colored Submarine?

    Quote Originally Posted by the4thpip View Post
    Aw fucking hell with gonorrhea.
    You are so fucking adorable.

    I dreamed last night that I went grocery shopping with you and Cedic. You wanted to make an orange blossom, but couldn't find the things you needed. It was way more fucking fun than it sounds!


    Good morning, CBRians! *kisses*
    The unicorn is kind of lonely
    Being unique and oh so corny
    Mounting does not amount to much
    The unicorn is unic-horny.
    ~the4thpip

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    Quote Originally Posted by jessecuster3 View Post
    Good morning, nerds.

    Going to the LCS tonight, first time in 3 weeks.

    I haven't been inside a comic shop in probably five years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puma View Post
    Probably a holdover from when pugs weren't genetically manipulated by man.
    That's the boring real answer. The fun answer is... guitar strings!
    The unicorn is kind of lonely
    Being unique and oh so corny
    Mounting does not amount to much
    The unicorn is unic-horny.
    ~the4thpip

    Diamonds, Daisies, Snowflakes,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Chestnuts, Rainbows, Springtime ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's tinsel on a tree ...
    She's everything that every girl should be!
    Sable, Popcorn, White Wine,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Gingham, Bluebirds, Broadway ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's mine alone, but luckily for you ...
    If you find a girl to love,
    Only one girl to love,
    Then she'll be Bipolar Danger Girl too ...
    Bipolar Danger Girl!
    ~fly on the wall

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slam_Bradley View Post
    I haven't been inside a comic shop in probably five years.
    You ruined my fun, Slam. I can't believe the LCS is just a boring old comic book store. Pfft.
    The unicorn is kind of lonely
    Being unique and oh so corny
    Mounting does not amount to much
    The unicorn is unic-horny.
    ~the4thpip

    Diamonds, Daisies, Snowflakes,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Chestnuts, Rainbows, Springtime ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's tinsel on a tree ...
    She's everything that every girl should be!
    Sable, Popcorn, White Wine,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Gingham, Bluebirds, Broadway ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's mine alone, but luckily for you ...
    If you find a girl to love,
    Only one girl to love,
    Then she'll be Bipolar Danger Girl too ...
    Bipolar Danger Girl!
    ~fly on the wall

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puma View Post
    Probably a holdover from when pugs weren't genetically manipulated by man.
    Interesting question: Has there EVER been a time when pugs weren't genetically manipulated? I mean, I look at a pug and immediately think: "That ain't natural!"
    Stay away from the chimps. You can't reason with them and you'll just end up with monkey shit all over your clothes.

    Internet hypocrisy #47: Being the undisputed scourge of trolls until the troll supports your side of the debate and then becoming silent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slam_Bradley View Post
    I haven't been inside a comic shop in probably five years.
    I pre-order and subscribe, so its all paid for, I just have to go get it.
    Listen to this: alt-j - Something Good

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    gaaaaaaah!!!!!

    kill it, kill it kill it!
    Stay away from the chimps. You can't reason with them and you'll just end up with monkey shit all over your clothes.

    Internet hypocrisy #47: Being the undisputed scourge of trolls until the troll supports your side of the debate and then becoming silent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squirrel View Post
    Thought for the day: If the average litter of pugs is one or two, why does my pug have twelve nipples?
    Quote Originally Posted by Puma View Post
    Probably a holdover from when pugs weren't genetically manipulated by man.
    Yeah, just going by nipple count, the average litter should be six. (Thanks, Fringe!)

    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadstar View Post
    gaaaaaaah!!!!!

    kill it, kill it kill it!
    It's not a monster, it's Mr. Burns!
    "If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me." - Alice Roosevelt Longworth, on manners

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    Quote Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl View Post
    What's a LCS? Oooh... fun game! Is it.. Licking Cat Society? Lollipop Cock Store? Lavender Colored Submarine?
    Lilliputian Cock Syndrome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadstar View Post
    Interesting question: Has there EVER been a time when pugs weren't genetically manipulated? I mean, I look at a pug and immediately think: "That ain't natural!"
    Maybe when it was still a mastiff. Although no one is certain exactly where the pug came from.
    Last edited by Puma; 01-09-2013 at 10:24 AM.
    What have I always believed? That, on the whole, and by and large, if a person lived properly, not according to what any priests said, but according to what seemed decent and honest inside, then it would, at the end, more or less, turn out ok.

    "In 1996, I was 36. And you're still a frothing moonbat." ~Paradox

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    Note to self: The next time you do bean soup in the slow cooker, 1 lb. of beans will be more than sufficient.
    Stay away from the chimps. You can't reason with them and you'll just end up with monkey shit all over your clothes.

    Internet hypocrisy #47: Being the undisputed scourge of trolls until the troll supports your side of the debate and then becoming silent.

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    Note to self: Never share a home or office with Dreadstar.
    "If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me." - Alice Roosevelt Longworth, on manners

    "It's not whether you win or lose, it's whether I win or lose." - Peter David, on life

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