RITA'S CXLVI: They Tell Me Revenge is Sweet and From Where They Stand I’m Sure it is

[Squirrel]

I think it's pretty rare for a woman not to have an orgasm, but obviously i'm no expert on these things.

For a woman not to be able to have one at all, yes, that's uncommon. It is reasonably common for a woman to only be able to come through direct clitoral stimulation, however, thus making an orgasm during normal intercourse next to impossible. Not sure of the exact statistics but I'm sure you can google it if you're less lazy than I am ^^

[Michael P]

Fucking Marvel and their fucking events. Right in the middle of a perfectly good Secret Avengers story arc, and this AvX bullshit comes and just shoves it out of the way.

"Hey, readers! You enjoying this weird, futuristic intrigue with the Descendants and Ant-Man maybe being a traitor and Hawkeye pissing everybody off? Well, FUCK YOU, here's three issues of some boring bullshit about the Kree!"

[Puma]

FLEEEEEEEEEE, man, FLEEEEEEE! Save yourself! Get out before it's too late!

**has successfully avoided all but a little direct exposure so far**

Same here.

and why do I keep trying to talk sense to an NRA toolpiece?

Morning people.

[jessecuster3]

Good morning, nerds.

Started the 4th HC of BPRD last night, its so difficult to put it down to go to sleep.

[Captain Clarkie]

Fucking Marvel and their fucking events. Right in the middle of a perfectly good Secret Avengers story arc, and this AvX bullshit comes and just shoves it out of the way.

It gets ok again after a few issues.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Speaking of Marvel....has anyone read Uncanny Avengers and All-New X-Men lately ? I have a question here....


How the fuck did Cyclops get out of jail ? Did he bend space and time and somehow escapes or what ? I have the issue where he's locked up. Then I read All-New X-Men and he's in that free.

[Captain Clarkie]

Magneto bust him out I think.

[the4thpip]

Just on break from teaching a violence prevention class today. 11 kids from 9th grade, first 2 hours flew by... Going pretty well.

[Sonofspam]

Magneto bust him out I think.

Yeah him and Illyana.

[Jeff Brady]

[Old-timey Boxing Announcer Voice]

Dragonclaws and Wash are facing off. Wash retreats, but the champ is chasing him around the ring.

Wash has the good sense to run away, but he can never get far enough! Folks, I've never seen such a 'fraidy-cat in the ring since the Noodle Incident in '32!

Uh oh, it looks like Dragonclaws has Wash cornered! But as they say, nobody puts baby in the corner except baby!

But what's this? Wash lashes out, delivering a punishing scratch just a hair below Dragonclaws' eye! Blood and tears are flowing as the champ reels back in terror!

The champ concedes defeat and leaves the ring, crying for his mommy! This is history in the making! There's never been a fight like this, folks, and there may never be one like it again!

[/Old-timey Boxing Announcer Voice]

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Magneto bust him out I think.

Yeah him and Illyana.

It would have been nice to see it in a book happen. Or an editors box to say "Read ____ to see how Cyclops escaped."

[Sonofspam]

It would have been nice to see it in a book happen. Or an editors box to say "Read ____ to see how Cyclops escaped."

Isn't that what Wikipedia is for?

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Isn't that what Wikipedia is for?

Not really...it shouldn't be a lost art in comics now to make sense.

[bipolar danger girl]

Picking up Charlie from school just before Christmas, I found a car reversing down a one way street towards me at high speed. I hit the horn, he stopped, inched slightly to one side and put his hazards on expecting me to go past him in a gap that a push bike would struggle to get through. He then drove to the end of the road, stopped, started reversing again, stopped, pullled out onto the main road, stopped, starting reversing back into the road, and finally parked his rear end on the pavement with his front end sticking out into the road.

Finally managing to get past I, rather loudly called him a fucking idiot.


The whole ride home all I heard from the back seat was "ucking idirot. ucking idirot. He was a ucking idirot, wasn't he Daddy?"

Yep, we're at the listening stage, which has its pitfalls.

When Ozzie first learned to talk, truck sounded like fuck, and my husband gave me a dirty look every fucking time he said it.

Evidently the dad thought so.

Something tells me she was the one doing all the pounding.

Hi Spammy. I like buttsex.

Ugh! Princess Muffin, you stop fucking my Squirrel in the wrong fucking places! Even if she does fucking like it!

"Hey, readers! You enjoying this weird, futuristic intrigue with the Descendants and Ant-Man maybe being a traitor and Hawkeye pissing everybody off? Well, FUCK YOU, here's three issues of some boring bullshit about the Kree!"

Speaking of Marvel....has anyone read Uncanny Avengers and All-New X-Men lately ? I have a question here....


How the fuck did Cyclops get out of jail ? Did he bend space and time and somehow escapes or what ? I have the issue where he's locked up. Then I read All-New X-Men and he's in that free.

Magneto bust him out I think.

Yeah him and Illyana.

Fuckers! I'm on issue 9 of Avengers VS X-men, and after that I'm reading Wolverine and the X-Men, Uncanny Avengers, and the New X-Men... so don't fuck any of that up for me! Cyclops has a fucking codpiece, and Colossus got his fucking hair back, and I'm fucking enjoying it!

[Old-timey Boxing Announcer Voice]

Dragonclaws and Wash are facing off. Wash retreats, but the champ is chasing him around the ring.

Wash has the good sense to run away, but he can never get far enough! Folks, I've never seen such a 'fraidy-cat in the ring since the Noodle Incident in '32!

Uh oh, it looks like Dragonclaws has Wash cornered! But as they say, nobody puts baby in the corner except baby!

But what's this? Wash lashes out, delivering a punishing scratch just a hair below Dragonclaws' eye! Blood and tears are flowing as the champ reels back in terror!

The champ concedes defeat and leaves the ring, crying for his mommy! This is history in the making! There's never been a fight like this, folks, and there may never be one like it again!

[/Old-timey Boxing Announcer Voice]

Poor kitty. Poor Dragonclaws! I have two cats. One is a chicken shit who stays the fuck away from my kids. The other, was appropriately named after Pinky Tuscadero because she's a fucking bad ass, let's my children maul her without a fucking complaint. In fact, she encourages it! She's now started sleeping in the room with my oldest at night.... before he falls asleep! She's a sick fucker, who clearly enjoys punishment.


Good morning, people and cats! Little Gym day! Woo!

[the4thpip]

[Old-timey Boxing Announcer Voice]

Dragonclaws and Wash are facing off. Wash retreats, but the champ is chasing him around the ring.

Wash has the good sense to run away, but he can never get far enough! Folks, I've never seen such a 'fraidy-cat in the ring since the Noodle Incident in '32!

Uh oh, it looks like Dragonclaws has Wash cornered! But as they say, nobody puts baby in the corner except baby!

But what's this? Wash lashes out, delivering a punishing scratch just a hair below Dragonclaws' eye! Blood and tears are flowing as the champ reels back in terror!

The champ concedes defeat and leaves the ring, crying for his mommy! This is history in the making! There's never been a fight like this, folks, and there may never be one like it again!

[/Old-timey Boxing Announcer Voice]

See, I told you the joy of parenting would eventually catch up with you!