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    Default RITA'S CXLVI: They Tell Me Revenge is Sweet and From Where They Stand I知 Sure it is

    Here's RITA's.

    It's a basic off-topic discussion thread. It is named in honor of one of our favorite posters, Awesome Rita!

    Think about it as her bar.

    Same rules as the regular board apply, except, well, the off-topic part.

    In addition, if you really must ask ridiculous questions, then you can ask that stuff here.

    Also, as I think has been born out a few times now, please try not to use this thread to discuss other threads/posts on the Community Forum (or any other forum, really). Just post in those other threads (and, if it is off-topic for that thread, then just don't post it period - or try a PM!).

    Otherwise, enjoy!

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    Yay! New Rita's!
    I'm autistic. What's your excuse?

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    FWIW, I have played a bit of Marvel Heroes, and while fun, I am playing as Captain America, so it probably won't scratch that itch, 'Dox.
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    I don't like playing stuff online... but I am currently loving the hell out of 'Batman: Arkham City'.
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    Sigh, got an idea for a blog post but don't have the time to write it.
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    I love that new Rita's smell, because it smells nothing like Jennifer Love Hewitt's bum.
    The unicorn is kind of lonely
    Being unique and oh so corny
    Mounting does not amount to much
    The unicorn is unic-horny.
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    Sable, Popcorn, White Wine,
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    She's mine alone, but luckily for you ...
    If you find a girl to love,
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    Quote Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl View Post
    I love that new Rita's smell, because it smells nothing like Jennifer Love Hewitt's bum.
    Are we to think that you know what her bum smells like? If yes, are there pictures?
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    It would appear someone just recovered from their hangover, therefore to inaugurate the new Rita's:



    What have I always believed? That, on the whole, and by and large, if a person lived properly, not according to what any priests said, but according to what seemed decent and honest inside, then it would, at the end, more or less, turn out ok.

    "In 1996, I was 36. And you're still a frothing moonbat." ~Paradox

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    My German ancestors will be happy to know I had pork chops for dinner.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pl Rua
    Friend of mine went through a similar thing a few years back. Got happy drunk and was confronted with another attendee's fearsome, medusa-like angry drunk girlfriend. She yelled at him for being drunk for about ten minutes and he just stood there and took it.
    Finally, she stopped to take a breath. He paused for a second, pointed at her and yelled as loud as he could, "END OF LEVEL BOSS!" And then wandered away, chuckling to himself.
    It was a beautiful thing to see.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bipolar danger girl View Post
    I love that new Rita's smell, because it smells nothing like Jennifer Love Hewitt's bum.
    Of course not. It smells like marshmallow vodka.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spike-X View Post
    Of course not. It smells like marshmallow vodka.
    The bum or the thread?
    I'm autistic. What's your excuse?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jared H. View Post
    The bum or the thread?
    I'd like to think they both would.
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    So the defense of my Rita's Championship begins in New Rita's.....can I repeat and stay on top of the CBR mountain ? We will see .
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    Quote Originally Posted by DonC View Post
    My German ancestors will be happy to know I had pork chops for dinner.
    Why? Are pigs a deadly enemy of your ancestors?

    Quote Originally Posted by Spike-X View Post
    Of course not. It smells like marshmallow vodka.
    I'd like to think that old Rita's, and all future Rita's, will smell like marshmallow vodka... and nerds.
    The unicorn is kind of lonely
    Being unique and oh so corny
    Mounting does not amount to much
    The unicorn is unic-horny.
    ~the4thpip

    Diamonds, Daisies, Snowflakes,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Chestnuts, Rainbows, Springtime ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's tinsel on a tree ...
    She's everything that every girl should be!
    Sable, Popcorn, White Wine,
    Bipolar Danger Girl
    Gingham, Bluebirds, Broadway ...
    Is Bipolar Danger Girl
    She's mine alone, but luckily for you ...
    If you find a girl to love,
    Only one girl to love,
    Then she'll be Bipolar Danger Girl too ...
    Bipolar Danger Girl!
    ~fly on the wall

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