Its hard to believe were in a world where tomorrow could be endless. Yes folks today is January 1st , 2013 ! Its 2013 people....can ya dig it ? Yes we awoke from fears of Y2K just yesterday people . Remember the whole 2000 fear was the world would have planes dropping from skies , computers running amuck like a scene from the movie Terminator. Because the computers wouldn't be able to switch that final digit and BAAAAM..... instant world of chaos where Skynet is taking over the entire world and we have no John Conner to save us !
That didn't happen...we were spared from the Terminator fate and Skynet. Whew....we made it.
What had us scared was the next fate....2008..... Barack Hussain Obama....aka that evil communist Muslim.
Obama was considered the one to destroy our country next and free world. Yes this man was gonna bring IT ALL DOWN. He was a no good Communist after all. He learned from the best commies ...Stalin , Lenin ...Hawkeye Pierce . His damn evil socialist policies was gonna cripple us all. Damn you Obama ! He also was a Muslim. Look at his name ! Pure Muslim. Many wild conspiracy theories began....who would support a man not even born in the great state of Hawaii ? Clearly Obama was not born in the land of Magnum P.I.
Once that evil Obama didn't destroy the world , people breathed a sigh of relief. Clearly some Republican's were saving us from that evil Communist.
The next fear to arrive was one where a lot of TV shows and more discussed it. Yep folks...I'm talking about those wacky Mayan's. They seemed to realize 2012 was gonna be the last year of their cool calender they made. Gonna run out on December 21st 2012 ! Surely you could sense the sinister doooom ahead. The world would never be the same ! Movies like "2012" (which was fucking awesome for John Cusack alone) would explore how the world would end. Yep folks...this is how the world would end ...or be remade I guess.
Numerous TV shows that aired had some people who sounded ....ok at least a bit smart discussing the end of it all and how 2012 was gonna change it all. On that day History Channel and I believe SyFy aired some of these TV documentaries of these people claiming what horrible things were ahead due to the Mayan calender. Its Jan 1st 2013....I wonder if they now realize what dumb asses they were ?
The funniest one is this ....
Ok ...Jessie Ventura is a guy who clearly as he says....is a former Navy Seal , pro wrestler and ex-governor. Clearly he realizes what a Conspiracy is and what 2012 means for us all. Maybe Ventura himself being such a tough sob in Predator fought the Mayan's alone and saved the planet ? Maybe that is how disaster was averted...Jessie Ventura kicked some serious ass !
Yeaaah... that has to be it.