DCU becomes a musical

[Kuro]

The entirety of the DCU, past to present, is transformed into a musical. Everyone sings about everything, including their fights, their lives and so on, in spectacular monologue fashion.

What would each character sing about? How would they be presented? Will Darkseid ever be taken seriously again?

[Beadle]

Darkseid:
"And he's a climbing a Stairway to Hea..."
*trip*
*thud*
*rumble-rumble-crash-bang-rumble*
*SMASH*
".......Ow.....Dammit."

[MichaelChen]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebI8H5nq5L4

[Anon_me]

Wonder Woman would probably do all the empowerment songs about being strong, standing up for yourself, etc. etc.

Batman would do the angsty ones, I think.

[Rhyvurg]

Superman is suddenly the most dangerous thing ever, his singing killed Darkseid.

[Kuro]

Batman would do the angsty ones, I think.

So, he basically sings Linkin Park.

[MichaelChen]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZj6AC7jAO4

He sings the blues in this one.

[Kamina]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebI8H5nq5L4

That joke is overused as hell and I still laugh every time.

[Anon_me]

Nu Starfire would do all the sultry songs =p

[The MunchKING]

Music Miester either becomes a lot more of a recurring villian, or COMPLETLY superflous.

[Anon_me]

Black Canary, Silver Bashee, and Silver Swan would bring the house down with their high notes =p