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We see him thinking about mj in the past and then we seem him wake up from a restful sleep. He then gets in the shower and begins to clean himself. Peter then says the comment of not to touch him.
I think you are bringing your own interpretation to whats on the page. I can see how you got there, but its not how I read it.
Obviously, if that really isn't your thing, fair enough. Certainly, it's a different style to the traditional ASM one, but I do think Slott has pulled off the change in tone successfully.
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