Which comic book character can you defeat in your home using cartoon rules?

[Global Alien]

Fight take place in your home in a cartoon reality setting. The only person home is you, and whoever you pick to take on.

Cartoons laws is like those universally rules you see in the cartoons.

Guns don't really work well. Frying pans are better.

A sharpies is extremely usefully that you can mark an X on the ground and whoever step on the X will get a anvil drop on them.

A bucket of black paint and a blush = A Black hole.

Using only the items at your home who is the toughest comic book character you can take on?

Ex: I have some spinach dip in the fridge. After consuming that I should be able to take out the Rhino. If it was pure spinach the Juggernaut, and Hulk are in deep trouble.

For those who would wish to take on attractive opponents. Beware of the side effects. Such as your heart leaping out of your chest.

[Melab]

Every damn one of them.