We should call him Test Subject One...because when this story plays out, Tony Stark and Reed Richards could cure the world of violence.
Just give everyone a healthy dose of Peter's memories, and suddenly serial killers are just dicks. They'll still borrow your garden hose without asking, but they won't chop you into bits and bury you in the basement when you confront them about it.
"I came to the conclusion that the optimist thought everything good except the pessimist, and the pessimist thought everything bad, except himself." -- G.K. Chesterton
Peter Parktavious
Another vote for Spock here.
Perfect humility dispenses with modesty.
That would actually be worth trying out. Basically hammer them with so much overactive guilt that it embeds itself into their heads and makes them swear off hurting other people for s***s and giggles. Somebody should make a fanfic out of that, or pitch it to Marvel. Could be good for a "What If?"
Back in black, the hunter is ready to claim his prey.
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