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    Default Barney Stinson vs Glenn Quagmire

    In a contest of legen-wait-for-it-dary proportion. Their task is to break Wilt Chamberlain record of shagging over 20,000 women.
    Who will reach the 20,001 mark first?

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    Probably Glenn, on the basis that he will sleep with pretty much anyone (Pete's gingivitis boss Angela aside).

    Barney only goes with "hotties", so his target list is much smaller and harder to come across (not an intentional pun).
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    I don't know if it matters much or not. But Barney is in challenge accepted mode.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Global Alien View Post
    I don't know if it matters much or not. But Barney is in challenge accepted mode.
    That probably makes it worse for him, since the challenges are usually a specific "type", which would still limit his options.

    Unless the challenge was "you have to try and sleep with everyone you meet".
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    Quote Originally Posted by KJ Stewart View Post
    That probably makes it worse for him, since the challenges are usually a specific "type", which would still limit his options.

    Unless the challenge was "you have to try and sleep with everyone you meet".
    The challenge is to sleep with over 20,000 women before Glenn does. Take that for whatever it worth.

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    are we talking willingly or unwillingly?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Global Alien View Post
    The challenge is to sleep with over 20,000 women before Glenn does. Take that for whatever it worth.
    In that case I still say Glenn wins. Barney would still only go for hot girls.

    And I think Glenn is more likely to have like 10 at a time. And prostitutes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Len Ikari145 View Post
    And are we including female relatives?
    that too because glenn totally has no morals when it comes to poon. at least barney is somewhat of a gentlemen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KJ Stewart View Post
    Probably Glenn, on the basis that he will sleep with pretty much anyone (Pete's gingivitis boss Angela aside).

    Barney only goes with "hotties", so his target list is much smaller and harder to come across (not an intentional pun).
    Quote Originally Posted by Global Alien View Post
    I don't know if it matters much or not. But Barney is in challenge accepted mode.
    To be fair, Barney has lowered his usual standards quite a bit to finish challenges, like when he had to reach (I think) 200 women with that female body builder, or when he grudgingly walked up the steps of the old woman's apartment to have the overalls removed.
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    Let's be honest, who would you rather sleep with? Dr. Horrible or a man who's head looks like a scrotum with hair?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wjowski View Post
    Let's be honest, who would you rather sleep with? Dr. Horrible or a man who's head looks like a scrotum with hair?
    honestly, i'd go for barney. glenn is.......................creepy.
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    Creepy but cunning. In one ep he arranged a 4-way by saying one sentence each to three girls, each of which was instantly willing to sleep with him. i'd give this to Glen, to quite Bullseye, "You're good, but me, I'm magic."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyvurg View Post
    Creepy but cunning. In one ep he arranged a 4-way by saying one sentence each to three girls, each of which was instantly willing to sleep with him. i'd give this to Glen, to quite Bullseye, "You're good, but me, I'm magic."
    true but he has done some shit that doesnt jive with me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by master of read View Post
    true but he has done some shit that doesnt jive with me.
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