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    Default Movie Mixed Martial Artist Tournament: Round 1

    Boxing, karate, kung-fu, wrestling, street brawlers... I've chosen a selection of 32 of Hollwood's finest (and worst) hand to hand fighters (and this is strictly hand to hand, no weapons) to compete in a knockout tournament. Round 1 is below (note I'm trying to avoid anything too beyond the real world, though I know some of these are beyond that...). I do apologise if your favourites are missing.

    Frank Dux (Bloodsport) Vs Clubber Lang (Rocky Series)
    Lee (Enter the Dragon) Vs Tong Po (Kickboxer)
    Colt (Way of the Dragon) Vs Casey Ryback (Under Siege Series)
    Chong Li (Bloodsport) Vs Ivan Drago (Rocky Series)
    Wong Fei Hung (Drunken Master) Vs Lyon Gaultier (Lionheart)
    Williams (Enter the Dragon) Vs Tommy Gunn (Rocky Series)
    Mason Dixon (Rocky Series) Vs Roper (Enter the Dragon)
    Ting (Ong-Bak) Vs Apollo Creed (Rocky Series)
    Colonel Guile (Street Fighter: The Movie) Vs Ken (Street Fighter: The Movie)
    Bone (Blood and Bone) Vs Terry Silver (Karate Kid Series)
    John Kreese (Karate Kid Series) Vs Mickey O'Neil (Snatch)
    Kurt Sloane (Kickboxer) Vs Han (Enter the Dragon - Let's give him a wooden hand)
    Rocky Balboa (Rocky Series) Vs Mr Miyagi (Karate Kid Series)
    Tang Lung (Way of the Dragon) Vs Pretty Boy Price (Blood and Bone)
    Thunderlips (Rocky Series) Vs Ryu (Street Fighter: The Movie)
    Atilla (Lionheart) Vs Mr Han (Karate Kid 2010)

    I'll post round 2 once it's been fairly well established who wins each of these fights. Give opinions on the ones you know, doesn't matter if you don't know everyone. I'll put through the characters who I think most people have chosen for the win (I'm not bothered about being overly accurate on that front).

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    Frank Dux (Bloodsport) Vs Clubber Lang (Rocky Series)
    Frank wins, better fighter but he will work for it. Clubber's tough as hell so it ain't easy for Frank

    Lee (Enter the Dragon) Vs Tong Po (Kickboxer)
    Lee with ease

    Colt (Way of the Dragon) Vs Casey Ryback (Under Siege Series)
    Colt wins, Chuck almost beat Lee...this Lee made a mockery of top martial arts fighters and was fast enough to disarm multiple armed intent henchmen by thrown wodden darts....if Ryback comes with standard knife the outcome may be different....Edit: oh no weapons....ok Ryback dies

    Chong Li (Bloodsport) Vs Ivan Drago (Rocky Series)
    Cong his fighting stye is better ...but with Dragos damage soak and sheer strength its close

    Wong Fei Hung (Drunken Master) Vs Lyon Gaultier (Lionheart)
    Probably Jackie ....depends how drunk he is...the drunker he is then he starts to ignore hits and starts doing crazy wire fu sh!t

    Williams (Enter the Dragon) Vs Tommy Gunn (Rocky Series)
    Willaims destroys....Gunn fought Rocky way beyond prime, brain damaged, not training that much anymore, Rocky Gunn fought against

    Mason Dixon (Rocky Series) Vs Roper (Enter the Dragon)
    Roper

    Ting (Ong-Bak) Vs Apollo Creed (Rocky Series)
    [strikethrough] Maybe Rocky, Ting is a better fighter, much better but doesn't have Rocky's silly level of damage soak [/strikethrough]
    sorry read the 1 st post wrong, I vote Ting but Apollo gives him a fight

    Colonel Guile (Street Fighter: The Movie) Vs Ken (Street Fighter: The Movie)
    Guile he took an StarwarsEmperor strikes back style electric attack from Bison, double somersaults and kicks people 90 yards through the air

    Bone (Blood and Bone) Vs Terry Silver (Karate Kid Series)
    Bone

    John Kreese (Karate Kid Series) Vs Mickey O'Neil (Snatch)
    Mickey soaks everything and eventually lands a KO punch

    Kurt Sloane (Kickboxer) Vs Han (Enter the Dragon - Let's give him a wooden hand)
    Han

    Rocky Balboa (Rocky Series) Vs Mr Miyagi (Karate Kid Series)
    Rocky too much damage soak Miyagi gets tired, eventually falls over from exhaustion hitting Rocky-Prime

    Tang Lung (Way of the Dragon) Vs Pretty Boy Price (Blood and Bone)
    Tang

    Thunderlips (Rocky Series) Vs Ryu (Street Fighter: The Movie)
    dont really know...I'm guessing Thuderlips cos he's bigger and has a big mustachio Thunderlips

    Atilla (Lionheart) Vs Mr Han (Karate Kid 2010)
    Maybe Mr Han can be persuaded otherwise, its been I while since I've seen either film
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    One quick thing...

    Quote Originally Posted by Whirlwind Dinamo View Post
    Ting (Ong-Bak) Vs Apollo Creed (Rocky Series)
    Maybe Rocky , Ting is a better fighter, much better but doesn't have Rocky's silly level of damage soak
    It's Apollo in that fight. Rocky is fighting Miyagi a few fights down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KJ Stewart View Post
    One quick thing...



    It's Apollo in that fight. Rocky is fighting Miyagi a few fights down.
    Sorry then maybe its Ting

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    Any more input for this round?
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    Bump!

    I need more input before I can move on with this.
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    Frank Dux (Bloodsport) Vs Clubber Lang (Rocky Series)
    Lee (Enter the Dragon) Vs Tong Po (Kickboxer)
    Colt (Way of the Dragon) Vs Casey Ryback (Under Siege Series)
    Chong Li (Bloodsport) Vs Ivan Drago (Rocky Series) - Li had trouble with Ogre, he is not going to beat Drago
    Wong Fei Hung (Drunken Master) Vs Lyon Gaultier (Lionheart)
    Williams (Enter the Dragon) Vs Tommy Gunn (Rocky Series)
    Mason Dixon (Rocky Series) Vs Roper (Enter the Dragon)
    Ting (Ong-Bak) Vs Apollo Creed (Rocky Series)
    Colonel Guile (Street Fighter: The Movie) Vs Ken (Street Fighter: The Movie)
    Bone (Blood and Bone) Vs Terry Silver (Karate Kid Series)
    John Kreese (Karate Kid Series) Vs Mickey O'Neil (Snatch) - Kreese's only real feat is getting a beating from Miyagi
    Kurt Sloane (Kickboxer) Vs Han (Enter the Dragon - Let's give him a wooden hand)
    Rocky Balboa (Rocky Series) Vs Mr Miyagi (Karate Kid Series) - Rocky doesn't try to defend anyway, but the crane kick, if done correctly, no can defense
    Tang Lung (Way of the Dragon) Vs Pretty Boy Price (Blood and Bone)
    Thunderlips (Rocky Series) Vs Ryu (Street Fighter: The Movie)
    Atilla (Lionheart) Vs Mr Han (Karate Kid 2010)

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    Quote Originally Posted by StupidMoniker View Post
    Chong Li (Bloodsport) Vs Ivan Drago (Rocky Series) - Li had trouble with Ogre, he is not going to beat Drago
    Who the heck is Ogre?
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    Quote Originally Posted by KJ Stewart View Post
    Who the heck is Ogre?
    His buddy Ray was played by Donald Gibb, who is perhaps best known for this role:

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    Quote Originally Posted by StupidMoniker View Post
    His buddy Ray was played by Donald Gibb, who is perhaps best known for this role:
    Ah right, so it's the name of a character played by the Ray actor in a different movie.

    Hence my confusion!
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