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    Default 300 Spartans (movie) vs Ninja assassins

    All 300 Spartans from the Frank Miller movie march out to defend their country. along the way, they are ambushed by specially hired ninjas. Can they win?

    300 Spartans have themselves and the auxilliary forces from the movie.
    Ninjas consist of all Raizo, his dad, and a force of 100 ninjas.

    1) Takes place in the day
    2) Takes place at night
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    Raizo, as in the guy from Ninja Assassins? As in the people whom the Inverse Ninja Law seems to ignore?

    This isn't a curbstomp, its a slaughter in favour of the Ninjas. The Phalanx protects against attack from the front, and its damned good at what it does. But when it comes to these boys and girls, who are going to be all over the place, even in a daytime battle? The Spartans are not going to last long against an ambush. At night, it gets even worse. No way to know which direction the Ninjas are going to be coming from. The Spartans may not even get the few seconds they need to react to the attack.
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    Plus, those ninja strike so hard that 300BC hide shields are going to slice like tissue paper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by big_adventure View Post
    Plus, those ninja strike so hard that 300BC hide shields are going to slice like tissue paper.
    That's because they have REALULTIMATEPOWER.
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    In any case, phalanx doesn't protect against shit when you immediately break formation in every battle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BitVyper View Post
    In any case, phalanx doesn't protect against shit when you immediately break formation in every battle.
    They won't even need to break formation; Raizo and the rest of the Ninja will break it for them.
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    Ridiculously powerful shuriken leave Spartan limbs littering the battlefield....

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