Raoh replaces Santa Claus

[Kuro]

In his ongoing quest for his hegemony, Raoh finds himself taking on the challenge of delivering gifts to children all over the world. Arming his mighty black steed, Koku-Oh with a glowing red nose, antlers and the ability to fly (pressure point?) Ken-Oh takes to the sky to deliver gifts.

What do the good kids get? Bad ones? And how will children react to the giant man with a black hole monofrown?

[mailedbypostman1]

This season, receive the gift of the fist!

[Ptrvc]

I'm sorry but there is no way that Raoh can pack a whallop to match Saint Nick.

Just ask Arius.

[T51R]

He'll just enlist Souther's help, and decorate(read: camouflage) his pyramid like a Christmas Tree. Which he then goes and sits on top of. It'll be a genocidal christmas like no other, with countless children buried alive under an avalanche of presents from the top. And those shooting stars you see? Those are also kids, the ones who managed to climb to the top and recieve a very special gift from Raoh Claus: an arbitrary pressure point pressed to unlock some part or another of their body's potential! Causing them to fall back to the ground, while on fire(strangely, none of them got hurt even though they continued to burn with both fire and Touki for all seven days of Christmas...)

If he can't make it to all the children, then he'll bring the children to him!

"Come, sit on Santa's lap and become a MAN! Yes, even the little girls..."

[Wjowski]

Guess he won't be trolling Apokalips anymore.

[Ptrvc]

He'll just enlist Souther's help, and decorate(read: camouflage) his pyramid like a Christmas Tree. Which he then goes and sits on top of. It'll be a genocidal christmas like no other, with countless children buried alive under an avalanche of presents from the top. And those shooting stars you see? Those are also kids, the ones who managed to climb to the top and recieve a very special gift from Raoh Claus: an arbitrary pressure point pressed to unlock some part or another of their body's potential! Causing them to fall back to the ground, while on fire(strangely, none of them got hurt even though they continued to burn with both fire and Touki for all seven days of Christmas...)

If he can't make it to all the children, then he'll bring the children to him!

"Come, sit on Santa's lap and become a MAN! Yes, even the little girls..."

Hokuto No Shin Whatever was based of St. Nicholas, seeing as how he's the first person in recorded history to punch someone causing them to explode.

He punched Arius the Heretic, who later exploded out the back end.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arius#E...n.2C_and_death

Mere coincidence? Or a technique so terrifying it would make Roah wet his ridiculous looking armor?

I obviously think its the latter.

[mailedbypostman1]

Unless...it was Raoh all along.

[Ptrvc]

Unless...it was Raoh all along.

Raoh lacks the manly beard.

[Hazard]

As has been pointed out, it's called Fist of the North Star for a reason.

[mailedbypostman1]

Raoh lacks the manly beard.

He grew that later on...through time travel

[Ptrvc]

He grew that later on...through time travel

See the problem with this theory is it would mean that St. Nicholas would have been defeated by Kenshiro.

Which is patently ridiculous.

Anyhoo, I'm going to stop blaspheming before I get some divine retribution myself.

Have fun with the thread.

[T51R]

Anyhoo, I'm going to stop blaspheming before I get some divine retribution myself.

You're right. Pissing off Raoh is not a good idea.

[Radioactive Zombie]

Black Peter takes a break.

[Radical]

A gorier version of The Nightmare Before Christmas ensues.

[T51R]

I could imagine Raoh finding his way to an orphanage in Russia, and realizing that he's too damned huge to fit in the chimney. So he smashes the front of the building in, exposing everyone to a near sub-zero climate.

Kids: "WAAAAAAAAH! Now we'll freeze to death before we can be adopted!"

Raoh: "NONSENSE!" *points at the Kremlin* "...behold! The Eastern European branch of the Hokuto Renkitoza, complete with Matagama uplink to Heaven itself! You will no longer wait for parents to come and choose you, you will go out and TAKE parents for yourselves!"

Little girl #1: "But I want to be a doctor!"

Raoh: "Do you have radiation poisoning?"

Little girl #1: "WHAT?! No, I don't have radiation poisoning...!"

Raoh: "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" *gives chunk of stone from 20XX* "...now you can be like my brother, Toki! Now study for seven years at the Hokuto Renkitoza, and you will become a mighty physician!"

Little girl #1: "YOU SUCK..."

Little Boy#1 with sickly puppy: "I want to help save the world!"

Raoh: *pressure points puppy, giving it a painless, merciful and MANLY death* "...now that you have experienced loss, turn your sorrow into power and go forth! MERRY CHRISTMAS..." *gives Kenshiro's nunchucks*

Kenshiro: *pops out of nearby trashcan* "Brother. Those were my favourite pair. You suck..."

Raoh: "SILENCE!" *Hokuto Gyosho Ha*

Little Girl #2: "All I want is one Christmas without pain. You see, I was raped by my father and brothers, then sold into prostitution..."

Raoh: "Do you wish revenge upon those who have wronged you?"

Little Girl #2: "NO! All I want is a home where I can be safe and happy..."

Raoh: "Then TAKE that happiness with your own fists! Now stand proudly and DECLARE YOUR ANGER TO GOD! MERRY CHRISTMAS..."

*image of ASURA appears in the clouds above the Big Dipper*

Everyone: *runs the f*ck away*

Toki: "Raoh. You really suck."