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    Quote Originally Posted by Ben Smith View Post
    I think we can both agree neither of us are as whiny as Schmitty though.

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    I like how you got back on topic there. I find that if you give Schmitty a pair of headphones with no walkman attached he will sit in perfect silence for up to two hours! He strains to hear the music. God, he's so depressing!


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    I heard he got kicked out of a self-help class for being too needy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ben Smith View Post
    I heard he got kicked out of a self-help class for being too needy

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    That's the official reason, but the truth is he got kicked out because he ate all the refreshments.


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    last time I saw Schmitty, he was hitting on chicks as they came out of the free clinic, again.

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    He wasn't being too picky. He was hitting on them before they went in as well.
    He was also hitting on the neighborhood dogs.

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    And a mailbox.

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    this isn't any fun if he's just going to ignore us. kinda like his prostitute does to him.

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    That was his mother.



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    the real answer to the main question though, is that he is a Packers fan. they are awful, awful people

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    Zounds! I wish you would go back to wherever you've been hiding. By the way, that last game of Words With Enemies was awful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevin Nichols View Post
    Zounds! I wish you would go back to wherever you've been hiding. By the way, that last game of Words With Enemies was awful.

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    an awful beating for you, just like the Packers are going to get.

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    Well, this game will be better. Prepare for a bloodbath.

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    And as for Sunday, you just keep dreaming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevin Nichols View Post
    And as for Sunday, you just keep dreaming.

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    Agreed.

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    Wow, wrong, stupid and generally unkempt. How do you manage to do it, Schmitty?

    (Aaron Rodgers sure seems to be inviting a lot of guys into his man cave lately. Just sayin'.)
    Schmitty's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

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