I like how you got back on topic there. I find that if you give Schmitty a pair of headphones with no walkman attached he will sit in perfect silence for up to two hours! He strains to hear the music. God, he's so depressing!Originally Posted by Ben Smith
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12-12-2012, 03:23 AM #16Friendly Neighbor
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12-12-2012, 03:48 AM #17100% alive since 1978
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I heard he got kicked out of a self-help class for being too needy
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12-12-2012, 03:58 AM #18Friendly Neighbor
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That's the official reason, but the truth is he got kicked out because he ate all the refreshments. Originally Posted by Ben Smith
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12-12-2012, 04:11 AM #19100% alive since 1978
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last time I saw Schmitty, he was hitting on chicks as they came out of the free clinic, again.
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12-12-2012, 03:29 PM #20Still hates the Packers.
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He wasn't being too picky. He was hitting on them before they went in as well.
He was also hitting on the neighborhood dogs.
(Arm stingers? WTF!)Schmitty's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
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12-12-2012, 06:23 PM #21Friendly Neighbor
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And a mailbox.
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12-12-2012, 09:49 PM #22100% alive since 1978
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this isn't any fun if he's just going to ignore us. kinda like his prostitute does to him.
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12-13-2012, 02:11 AM #23Friendly Neighbor
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That was his mother.
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12-13-2012, 04:37 AM #24100% alive since 1978
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the real answer to the main question though, is that he is a Packers fan. they are awful, awful people
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12-13-2012, 05:01 AM #25Friendly Neighbor
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Zounds! I wish you would go back to wherever you've been hiding. By the way, that last game of Words With Enemies was awful.
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12-13-2012, 05:17 AM #26100% alive since 1978
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an awful beating for you, just like the Packers are going to get. Originally Posted by Kevin Nichols
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12-13-2012, 05:34 AM #27Friendly Neighbor
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Well, this game will be better. Prepare for a bloodbath.
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12-13-2012, 05:35 AM #28Friendly Neighbor
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And as for Sunday, you just keep dreaming.
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12-13-2012, 05:48 PM #29One Hoopy Frood
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Agreed. Originally Posted by Kevin Nichols
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PS... YOU GUYS ARE JERKS! BAN THEM ALL!!Why should I want to make anything up? Life's bad enough as it is without trying to invent any more of it.
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12-13-2012, 05:52 PM #30Still hates the Packers.
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Wow, wrong, stupid and generally unkempt. How do you manage to do it, Schmitty?
(Aaron Rodgers sure seems to be inviting a lot of guys into his man cave lately. Just sayin'.)Schmitty's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
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