The senselss murder of the Misfit Toys.

[fly on the wall]

Deci-Belle and I were watching "Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer" last night and were shocked by the last scene. An elf was handing the Misfit Toys an umbrella and then tossing them off of Santa's airborn sleigh.

As we all know, umbrellas make perfectly useless parachutes, and even if the toys got down safely, how were they supposed to find their way under a Christmas tree for some child?

The truth is the Misfit toys were cruelly and comically thrown to their deaths. And one Misfit Toy, the swimming bird, was not even given an umbrella. This bird, which according to the story, could not fly it only could swim. The swimming bird certainly fell to its death any way you interpret the story.

[Paradox]

Yes, Virginia, there really is a Santa Claus.

But he's a bastard.

[worstblogever]

You can murder a Charlie in the Box, because nobody wants one. Same logic of why hookers get killed by serial killers. No one goes looking for them.

[fly on the wall]

You can murder a Charlie in the Box, because nobody wants one. Same logic of why hookers get killed by serial killers. No one goes looking for them.

I never thought of it that way but you are right, no one really cares about hookers or would go looking for them. Or at least if they did go looking for them it would take a lot longer.

I always thought that serial killers killed hookers because in some perverse way they disapproved of the hooker's immorality or because the serial killers hated women in general. But it makes sense that hookers would just be the easiest person to kill if you wanted to get away with it.

[Paradox]

No one cares unless you're a pretty young white girl. Just ask Nancy Grace.

[Slam_Bradley]

You can murder a Charlie in the Box, because nobody wants one. Same logic of why hookers get killed by serial killers. No one goes looking for them.

You can't really kill hookers because they're already dead inside.

[Vibranium]

I never thought of it that way but you are right, no one really cares about hookers or would go looking for them. Or at least if they did go looking for them it would take a lot longer.

I always thought that serial killers killed hookers because in some perverse way they disapproved of the hooker's immorality or because the serial killers hated women in general. But it makes sense that hookers would just be the easiest person to kill if you wanted to get away with it.

Yes..all of that

I used dead hookers as a unit of measurement when purchasing a vehicle

[fly on the wall]

I thought of another reason serial killers prefer hookers. Hookers are easy to get alone with.

[svp]

There are multiple reasons to kill hookers.

[Michael P]

This entire line of discussion is in very poor taste.

Well done.

[Slam_Bradley]

This entire line of discussion is in very poor taste.

Well done.

Hookers have a short shelf-life. And they don't taste so swell in the first place.