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    "pay attention to me, pay attention to me!!" said Bronze Badgerer, worried that life has passed him by without his leaving the slightest mark.

    the table lamp in on the kitchen counter because it doubles as a work space where I do those silly cut out drawings.
    the shoes are size 12 and my hands are... well, I'm not worried..
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    "I feel like I've been violated. My anus is bleeding and my mouth tastes like crotch" revealed Boozier, enjoying the freedom that comes with stating an absolute truth.

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    Morning folks
    "I'm bad and that's good, I will never be good and that's not bad, because there's no one I rather be than me."
    -Bad Guy Affirmation


    XPOTM: 08/2011

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    " 'Pay attention to me, pay attention to me!!' said Bronze Badgerer, worried that life has passed him by without his leaving the slightest mark" sniped Dr. Sonic, jealous of the attention Bronze Badger was receiving, all the while promising himself that more cut-out art was the solution to his obsessive need for validation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Sonic View Post
    the table lamp in on the kitchen counter because it doubles as a work space where I do those silly cut out drawings.
    the shoes are size 12 and my hands are... well, I'm not worried..
    Ah, I see your board back there by the lamp now!

    Quote Originally Posted by Bronze Badger View Post
    "I feel like I've been violated. My anus is bleeding and my mouth tastes like crotch" revealed Boozier, enjoying the freedom that comes with stating an absolute truth.
    You caught me.

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    Hey,people.
    You're superior to pryde in my eyes -tlp

    Are you trying to fight me, teddy? I believe in gender equality, I will falcon punch you - Jan 'slacker' Brady

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    Violated Anuses and Paper Art. Only on X-Cres.

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    You must be tall, Dr.

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    Pix_so, are sandals also critiqued? That is all I usually wear.

    Quote Originally Posted by Boozier View Post
    I feel like I've been violated. My anus is bleeding and my mouth tastes like crotch.
    Swash got to you! Dialing 911 now.

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    That one fell flat, BB. I'll give you another shot.
    hint - the small hands crack bristled me. Go with that one - I'm a touch insecure regarding my manliness in regards to appearance - it's an ideal opening for one of your classic zings...
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    "You must be tall, Dr." purred slacker demurely, the blood rushing to his bathing suit area.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Test of Strength View Post
    Pix_so, are sandals also critiqued? That is all I usually wear.
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    R U guy or gal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Test of Strength View Post
    Swash got to you! Dialing 911 now.
    Too late. He followed me to work, too. He's standing outside my window, looking in.

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    "That one fell flat, BB. I'll give you another shot. Go with that one - I'm a touch insecure regarding my manliness in regards to appearance - it's an ideal opening for one of your classic zings" suggested Dr. Sonic, as he hoped no one would guess that being verbally dominated aroused him like nothing else.

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    Lmao. I do not attract toward the hetero men.

    I have control usually.

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