Oh, no! Dumbledore, Snape and Granger have read too many Precrisis Superman comics, and their brains have become infected with SUPER DICKERY! And so they hatch a plan, a prep-war, to visit the same sort of dickery upon the entire Potterverse! And the only way to stop them?
Catch them, and make them stop!
Unfortunately the trio have decided to make themselves as inaccessible as possible, and so everyone else is going to have to work, and work hard.
The trio have had six month's prep.
SO. Can the Potterverse stop Albus, Severus and Hermoine's hegemony of Dickery? Or, will they all be resigned to the calling themselves citizens of the Dickverse?