A basic summary of ANXM #6.
*Teen Cyclops feels sorry for his future-self and he is shunned by everyone. He then goes and walks around the Jean Grey School*
Teen Cyclops: The future sucks! Everyone hates me for things I've never done... And that Wolverine guy, he's such an asshole! Huh? What's this?
*Sees Wolverine's Motorcycle labeled "Logan" in the garage*
Teen Cyclops: Hmm...
*Meanwhile in the JGS boardroom*
Wolverine: Okay, next on the agenda is my weekly stabbing quota. Are there any suggesti- *sniffsniff* ...SON OF A-
*Teen Cyclops steals Logan's bike*
Teen Cyclops: Wheeeee! Eat my dust!
Wolverine: Dammit Summers!
Teen Cyclops: Trololololololololol!
*Later on, when Logan catches up*
Wolverine: Look, you shouldn't be here. You kids need to go back to where you came from...
Teen Cyclops: I agree... By the way, do you really have unbreakable bones?
Wolverine: Yeah...
Teen Cyclops: K.
*Teen Cyclops blasts the crap out of Wolverine and rides away on the motorcycle*
Teen Cyclops: My motorcycle now, dweeb! Trolololololol!
Wolverine: Dammit Mini Summers! DON'T YOU DARE TURN THIS INTO A WIN... Now how am I going to fill my stabbing quota?!
Mystique: I told you not to bother me.
Mystery Guy: I know, but check this out. Doesn't he look 12?
*Shows a picture of Teen Cyclops blasting Wolverine*
Mystique: When was this?
Mystery Guy: Four hours ago.
Mystique: Such vast trolling power... Ready our forces. I must see this for myself...
Mystery Guy: Pedophile...
Mystique: Shut it!
Cyclops is a troll in the future and the past! :D
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01-22-2013, 01:02 PM #61Sparktacular Sparky-Man
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01-22-2013, 01:14 PM #62Funny b/c I'm Broke
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OMG you are really amusing. Like, almost as funny as the girl who writes these Game of Thrones reviews.
Originally Posted by SuperSparkplug
"There you go, off stealin' my heart."
Current OTP: Gambit x Frenzy
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01-22-2013, 01:38 PM #63Sentinels were right
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Is it me, or there are more words in your summary than in actual book?
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01-22-2013, 02:34 PM #64Senior Member
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Marvel make ths happen now, it really is funny. Originally Posted by chakal
If anybody can be at the same league of cyclops is teenclops. Originally Posted by G-Man12
LOL poor Logan he is allways having scott exs. Originally Posted by godzilla2099
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01-22-2013, 02:35 PM #65Senior Member
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Jajajajaja this was better than the actual comic. Originally Posted by SuperSparkplug
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01-22-2013, 09:22 PM #66New Member
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Cyclops: One for you. One for you and one for me.
Cyclops: Two for you. Two for you and one, two for me.
Cyclops: Thre...
Wolverine: WOH WOH WOH, bub!! Whatcha doing with the profit shares?
Captain America: Yeah!! As the oldest, I shou....
Wolverine: Schnikt! Wanna repeat that, BUB?
Captain America: Okay, second oldest, but as Captain America, it should be my duty to handle the profit shares from Marvel NOW!
Cyclops: * puts down the phat bank and stares at Wolverine and Captain American *
Cyclops: Number 1: As Jean's widow and her oldest surviving family, I...
Wolverine: Ya cheatin SONOFA...
Cyclops: AS JEAN's WIDOW....
Captain America: * cough * Cable * cough *
Cyclops: * optic blasts both Wolverine and Captain American from four directions each simultaneously *
as the dust settles
Cyclops: As Jean's widow, I'm entitled to royalties from the very school bearing her name.
Wolverine: * schnikt *
Cyclops: Ah ah ah...talk to the lawyer in your group.
Matt Murdock shrugs in the corner
Cyclops: And two, thanks to you two numbknuts, I'm more popular than both of you combined!! Just check out the sales receipts from December!!
Captain America: Dammit Summers! Don't you da....
Cyclops: * Tsk, tsk, tsk * That, my flag covered friend, is now a copyrighted catch phrase. That's gonna cost ya. Let's find out how much....ooooo sorry.
Cyclops moves half of the bank off the table - it takes 5 trips
Jaws from Wolverine and Captain America hits the table top.
Cyclops: Any further questions?
Wolverine: *schn...*
Cyclops and Captain America: WILL YOU STOP MAKING THAT NOISE WITH YOUR MOUTH!! IT'S VERY ANNOYING!!
Cyclops: * sigh * Three for you. Three for you. One, two, three for me.Last edited by Gulanticus; 01-23-2013 at 01:22 AM.
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01-23-2013, 02:01 AM #67Sentinels were right
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Due to anniversary of reaching 5 pages, here is a quick one:
Cyclops: Funny. To think that year ago a was living on some crappy island with over 200 scary psyco freaks (seriously they freaked me out, I couldn't sleep at night)... Now I have a villa, swimming pool and limousine. God bless merchandising. T-shirts with "Cyclops was right", clocks with alarm "I am fire incarnate! I am fire incarnate!"
Coloring-books re-telling my brave adventures, special limited edition toilet papers with Wolverine's face on them, magnets on refrigerator shaped after our merry former P5 bunch. And it's only the beginning! I can already see in my mind: deluxe special edition of video games, cloths, massage devices in shape of my head, wigs (Magneto might use one), and more magnets! I love them all.
A very loud slam of the doors
Wolverine: Ok, bub! Whose was the idea of toilet paper?
Cyclops: You really want to know?
Wolverine: Yes! And then I'm going to snikt you so hard that you will eye-beam out of your ass.
Cyclops: Actually, it was a petition.
Wolverine: A peti-what?
Cyclops: They thought that you want to kill me anyway, so they asked me about this toilet paper.
Like, 5 000 000 people signed it. But before you kill me, I have a gift for you.
Wolverine: A gift for me? Oh, Scott... Nobody ever gave me a gift before...
Cyclops: Here is a pen with naked Jean Grey on it.
Wolverine: Who do you think I am? (Wolverine quickly hides the pen in his pocket) You're dead Summers!
Cyclops: Relax dude, it's all business. Here's your share and snikt off.
Wolverine: Wow, I mean... WOW... Ok Summers, this time I'll let you live. After Daken's death I swore to not kill again anyway.
Cyclops: Yeah yeah, just go, you spoil my sunbathing.Last edited by chakal; 01-23-2013 at 02:13 AM.
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01-28-2013, 02:26 PM #68Sentinels were right
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Aaand another quick one, with clichey catchphrases, but anyway:
Sunny day. Wolverine and his X-Men are waiting near bank.
Wolverine: We were supposed to fight Cyclops & Uncanny X-Men here like 10 minutes ago! Where are they?
Kitty Pryde: Maybe he changed his mind? Or worse, he bluffed us and is actually attacking someone else?
Wolverine: Listen, Kitty. I know Scott long enough to know, that he keeps his promises.
1 hour later. Wolverine finishes his last, 67th beer.
Wolverine: Ok, I guess he won't come.
Later in secret Cyclops' base. Loud slam of the doors.
Wolverine: SUMMERSSS!! What the hell? First you arrange a fight at noon, and then you don't arrive!
Cyclops: I'm sorry Logan. I think I got the flu [achoo!]
Wolverine: Damn you Summers! Don't you dare... Ah whatever, it's not your fault.
Cyclops: I know! I keep telling everyone it's phoenix fault! [blowing nose]Last edited by chakal; 01-28-2013 at 02:36 PM.
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02-02-2013, 12:53 PM #69Sentinels were right
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Haiti.
Wolverine: Is it wise, if people see ourselves together?
Cyke: Wolvie, please? Who cares?
Wolverine: You're not careful. If I was so reckless like you, I would have to pay copyright credits to Weapon X
Cyke: You worry too much, here, let's have a sip of whiskey.
Magneto (on a tv): What the hell? Cyclops, there is a traitor here... Please, you must come. without you, we are all f....
Cyclops clicks a button on his remote...
Cyke: I'm tired. Wolverine have you ever felt like abused by everyone?
Wolverine: You tell me, I have membership in most notable teams in this marvellous universe. Except Champions. They sucked.
Cyke: Look at her, she shakes her coconuts pretty well. She reminds me of jean...
Wolverine: Scott, I thought we agreed to not talk about her.
Cyke: Right, silly me dear. Let's talk about our recent conquers.
Wolverine: Oh, I conquered Tony Stark recently...
Cyke: No hit? Like, I'm like it is, but what it does? You hit on him?
Wolverine: Oh, you know me, I don't shave. Let me tell you something about him, he is
The false alarm rings loudly, so we can't hear what our dearest heros gossip about
Wolverine: Wait a minute, shouldn't you be with these old new gimmick X-men?
Cyke: Naah. I told the young me to employ himself to act as me and as himself. I told him that the value of dollar will decrease, so while the payment he gets won't get him anything now, in his times, when he gets back, will allow him to buy a villa. Poor me, he fell for this crap, oh well, at least I have more time for you.
Wolverine: You know I appreciate that.
Cyke: Oh, I know Wolvie-pie
Wolverine: Anyway, how about you and Emma?
Cyke: Well, she has grown herself a moustache. How gross is this? And when I look at teen jean. God, what a skinny jailbait she always was. Damn, I'm so messed up! I never had the courage to tell Ororo that she was my only love in my life...
Wolverine: I know that feel bro. I had a chaka bong-bong with her yesterday. I still ache in my lower pants. But I think I can give up on her, so you can try with her...
Cyke: Geez, Logan, why r u so generous? I don't understand the people who whine at you... I never ever met someone so straight and fair as you. Ok now, let's get to business... In april we sell this virus to sublime, so jubilee will have a reason to return to us. You know, once an X-Man, always X-Man...
Wolverine: True, and then we will send our silent delation to Shi'ar empire about this phoenix thing, so we can get rid of the teen jean (and Tony Stark). God, she is only 2 weeks and she's more annoying than Apocalypse and Sinister together.
Cyke: To tell you the truth, she is the reason I send my son into the future. I didn't want Jean to be surrogate mother for him. If only you could hear what kind of bedtime stories she read him... Damn she could use some lesson or two about the power and responsibility. Do you know somebody who could teach her?
Wolverine: If you asked me two months ago, I would say Spider-Man. But recently, I don't recognize the guy. He smells weird (like this freak, you know, Doctor Octopus or something), he talks funny, he acts like a total jackass. I don't want to talk with him, I think that jean will have to mature on her own.
Cyke: That's tough. And no Jean, don't you dare to turn it into win. My stock papers are doing well. I hope that these 2 freakos I employed to retell your stories for comic book newspaper will do their job well, otherwise we're fu...
And this is where our story ends...Last edited by chakal; 02-02-2013 at 01:49 PM.
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03-02-2013, 03:32 PM #70Sentinels were right
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bump for noobs.
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03-02-2013, 05:26 PM #71Senior Member
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Lol, I loved this. Originally Posted by chakal
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