Meanwhile.... Pt. 2

[MRP]

Sorry, that should read "Look upon my works, ye monkey, & despair." And while I can relate with the "despair of bananas" part, I prefer to focus on the positive and note that there is a pineapple buried in that pile, so it's not completely evil.

What you fail to realize Jolly Mon is that all the fruit in there that is not bananas are hybrid fruits the result of genetic splicing and cross-pollination. It may look and feel like a pineapple, but it tastes like a banana. It's all part of the evil scheme to make every fruit taste like a banana just so poor unsuspecting folk who go to the market and buy their favorite fruit will become part of the Banana Empire!

-M

[dan bailey]

Note to dr chimp --

MRP is on to us.

Proceed cautiously.

[Jolly Mon]

It's high time that you bowed your head, tugged your forelock & accepted your simian overlords.

Sorry, already in service to the cyber overlords. Computers & robots vs. monkeys? My money's on the robots.

[Jolly Mon]

What you fail to realize Jolly Mon is that all the fruit in there that is not bananas are hybrid fruits the result of genetic splicing and cross-pollination. It may look and feel like a pineapple, but it tastes like a banana. It's all part of the evil scheme to make every fruit taste like a banana just so poor unsuspecting folk who go to the market and buy their favorite fruit will become part of the Banana Empire!

-M

Note to dr chimp --

MRP is on to us.

Proceed cautiously.

Thanks for justifying my paranoid tendencies. I always knew bananas were evil, and now I know they're actively plotting against me. Must dispatch coded message to cyber overlords.

[dan bailey]

You will note that the background of your avatar is an unmistakable banana-yellow.

Trust me -- that's not by coincidence.

[dr chimp]

Note to dr chimp --

MRP is on to us.

Proceed cautiously.

Power up the ultimate nullifer.... we have a grapefruit in the pie... i repeat we have a grapefruit in the pie.

[Jolly Mon]

You will note that the background of your avatar is an unmistakable banana-yellow.

Trust me -- that's not by coincidence.

It's actually more of a lemon-yellow. You can tell for sure because it's not covered with nasty black spots.

[Jolly Mon]

Power up the ultimate nullifer.... we have a grapefruit in the pie... i repeat we have a grapefruit in the pie.

Grapefruit pie? No wonder you're in a bad mood.

[dan bailey]

First you praise (by implication) lemons, & then you decry another citrus, grapefruit.

Very sad. I suppose the stress is getting to you.

[dr chimp]

[MRP]

It's actually more of a lemon-yellow. You can tell for sure because it's not covered with nasty black spots.

You mean Daffy doesn't qualify as nasty black spots on the yellow? My bad.

-M

[Jolly Mon]

I see, the "Great Banana Hoax", is that the theme song to your nefarious plot?

[dr chimp]

I see, the "Great Banana Hoax", is that the theme song to your nefarious plot?

or an even more complicated plot somehow involving the electrification of dried plums?. smoke and mirrors ....

[dan bailey]

You mean Daffy doesn't qualify as nasty black spots on the yellow? My bad.

-M

That occurred to me as well, but given JM's obviously precarious mental state, I didn't want to risk upsetting him further.

[Polar Bear]

But whose side is Lancelot Link on?