Weakest country to hold off a Zerg Rush by China?

[T51R]

Like it says on the topic. China has all its troops armed and ready, including troops that can be vacuumed up through mandatory conscription. They will then point in a particular direction, and do a ZERG RUSH!

-No nuclear measures or countermeasures, no CNB tech, just good old fashioned MANLY WARFIGHTING!
-The country you choose to get ZERG RUSHED will have the opportunity to mobilize all its forces and dig in at its borders.
-No friendly aircraft are to leave your chosen country's borders.

SO. Which country can stop a ZERG RUSH by China at its borders?

[AJ Valliant]

There is something in the terminology of this thread that is bordering on uncomfortable.

[T51R]

There is something in the terminology of this thread that is bordering on uncomfortable.

MANLY WARFIGHTING is never, ever comfortable. It is MANLY.

[The MunchKING]

Anywhere like America that has "lots of Ocean" in between it's borders and China. A big Navy would definatly help that assessment though.

[Radioactive Zombie]

Any decent sized country with defensible, not-easily-bombed regions can.

...And decent hardware, of course.

Pretty much all G-8 nations.

[Sharkerbob]

There is something in the terminology of this thread that is bordering on uncomfortable.

Is it the spicy duck? That stuff always gives me heartburn.


Butt seriously, we've done country vs. country threads before without it necessarily devolving into flame wars.

Also, I'm going to say Russia. Certainly not the weakest country, but they have famously been protected by the natural vastness and cold of their territory, bleeding out the resources of at least two would-be world conquerors in the past. Even the vastness of the People's Army may not be able to overcome the invader blackhole that is Russia.

Also Australia, because of its natural one-entry choke point.

[Omegalith]

Yeah, this is fine: The Zerg comparison is clearly just because there's over a billion of them, and isn't actually offensive.

Plus, with that kind of numbers advantage they could totally conquer most individual countries just by charging into them en-masse shouting "KEKEKEKEKEKE!"

[mailedbypostman1]

Anybody who can block off their ramp with good supply depot/barrack placing, backed by Marines and Marauders.

[Kamina]

MANLY WARFIGHTING is never, ever comfortable. It is MANLY.

(insert quote from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann)

[Wjowski]

That's easy.

Atlantis.

[T51R]

That's easy.

Atlantis.

Thanks for that mate. You just gave me the most horrible mental image of Atlantis hanging around just above the maximum ceiling of China's fighter aircraft, and THIS happening:

Chinese: KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKE...

McKay: NYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYA...

Chinese: KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKE...

McKay: NYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYA...

Chinese: KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKE...

McKay: NYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYA...

Chinese: KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKE...

McKay: NYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYA...

Ad nauseum.

[shades of eternity]

one canadian winter and a fire hose will suffice ;)