How come real life women aren't like DC ladies?

[Power Girl-]

I honestly would love to have a badass lady friend like catwoman. Going around stealing stuff on badass adventures. Truly living on her own without daddy government taking care of her like real-life women. God it would be so freaking awesome to come downstairs to find Catwoman eating my last Poptart. Or maybe just letting her crash at my place hanging out eating pizza talking about random stuff she had done

Real life is crap.
Real life women do nothing for me -_-
Most real women aren't even fit or badass like DC women.

[Agent Helix]

You are my favorite.

*holds you tight and never lets go*

[Iangould]

Gravity

-10C-

[Puma]

Just stop, please.

[Paradox]

Seriously. Please consult a mental health professional.

[SuperCooper]

I honestly would love to have a badass lady friend like catwoman. Going around stealing stuff on badass adventures. Truly living on her own without daddy government taking care of her like real-life women. God it would be so freaking awesome to come downstairs to find Catwoman eating my last Poptart. Or maybe just letting her crash at my place hanging out eating pizza talking about random stuff she had done

Real life is crap.
Real life women do nothing for me -_-
Most real women aren't even fit or badass like DC women.

So a kleptomaniacal thrill-seeker who'll use you as a patsy and your home as a hideout, criminalizing you as an aider and abetter while she undoubtedly uses her wiles to evade both the police and vigilante who come to arrest her?

Life is grand!

[edhopper]

I honestly would love to have a badass lady friend like catwoman. Going around stealing stuff on badass adventures. Truly living on her own without daddy government taking care of her like real-life women. God it would be so freaking awesome to come downstairs to find Catwoman eating my last Poptart. Or maybe just letting her crash at my place hanging out eating pizza talking about random stuff she had done

Real life is crap.
Real life women do nothing for me -_-
Most real women aren't even fit or badass like DC women.

Unfortunately, the Mods closed down the thread you are riffing on.

[Power Girl-]

So a kleptomaniacal thrill-seeker who'll use you as a patsy and your home as a hideout, criminalizing you as an aider and abetter while she undoubtedly uses her wiles to evade both the police and vigilante who come to arrest her?

Life is grand!

Vs

Chubby entitled lazy real women living under the illusion of independence. Most of which go crying to big daddy government once they can't leech off on the ex husband. Heck, many females won't even help you if your life is in danger.......they'll call big daddy police.

I'll stick with Selina.

[Puma]

Vs

Chubby entitled lazy real women living under the illusion of independence. Most of which go crying to big daddy government once they can't leech off on the ex husband. Heck, many females won't even help you if your life is in danger.......they'll call big daddy police.

I'll stick with Selina.

Enjoy your fantasy life and right hand because I fear for any normal woman interacting with you.

[SuperCooper]

Go
Out
Side
And
Breath

[SuperCooper]

Have you ever spoken with a real woman? Chubby, entitled, lazy, or otherwise?

[Power Girl-]

Enjoy your fantasy life and right hand because I fear for any normal woman interacting with you.

Hold on a damn sec........what is so bad about masturbating? I have NO women drama, No kids, No pregnant girl, I'm basically a free man. Secondly, if I wanted to I could use legal escorts. Keep in mind most escorts look better than the average and I enjoy the fake-nice things they say about us men just to makes us feel good.

[Paradox]

I'm in the same boat, but I'm there by conscious choice after a lifetime of otherwise. You're there because of self-loathing and misogyny (unless, of course, you're some dipshit just having us on). Therein lies the difference.

[Jeremi]

Have you ever spoken with a real woman? Chubby, entitled, lazy, or otherwise?

I don't know about the woman part but I bet if he talks into a mirror he'll at least fill two of those criteria.

Seriously though, this guy's hilarious, even if he's a troll/sockpuppet/actually thinks these things.

[Power Girl-]

Have you ever spoken with a real woman? Chubby, entitled, lazy, or otherwise?

Most women don't interest me. Number 2 I'm in America the land of chubby people -_-. Tons of women here are out of shape and man-hate. Soon as you tell an American woman she's unhealth fat you get surrounded by her chubby friends verbally attacking you.