Which DC comic female would date me? (Be honest)

**SuperCooper** · 11-25-2012, 08:36 AM

Originally Posted by Power Girl-

All men want a hot boobed girl just as all women would like a tall fit masculine rich high status guy. Primal desire is very much still there in us human beings. What makes us men awesome is that we are more open to dating short, tall, chubby and many other girls because our goal is to blast dna in them. Women on the other hand have this insane desire for just one type of guy and that's Mr. tall good genes. If women were open minded like men our society would have died out because of bad genes.

I don't know which to throw at you first: Chicken Noodle Soup for the Soul or my grade ten biology textbook.....

EDIT: Also, my goal isn't to blast DNA into girls. My goal is to make my girlfriend dinner at least three times a month, laugh at the stupid things in both of our lives and hold her close as often as I can. Get a grip.

**marvell2100** · 11-25-2012, 08:39 AM

Originally Posted by SuperCooper

I don't know which to throw at you first: Chicken Noodle Soup for the Soul or my grade ten biology textbook.....

EDIT: Also, my goal isn't to blast DNA into girls. My goal is to make my girlfriend dinner at least three times a month, laugh at the stupid things in both of our lives and hold her close as often as I can. Get a grip.

A brick. Now I'm out.

**Michael P** · 11-25-2012, 08:43 AM

OP, I think you could really benefit from a great book called The Game by Neil Strauss...

**Power Girl-** · 11-25-2012, 08:47 AM

Originally Posted by Michael P

OP, I think you could really benefit from a great book called The Game by Neil Strauss...

RooshV is better.

**The Black Guardian** · 11-25-2012, 08:52 AM

Originally Posted by Power Girl-

-I'm of low status so being around groups won't work.
-I have body issues so it's harder for me to gain muscle/fat mass. My self worth is a result of being a short ugly nobody. If I was taller and had good genes people would like me better. It's a fact that looks play 60% of relationships while personality is 10% and jobs/or social status are 30%.

I really hope you eventually realize that all of that is really just you being whiny. If you want to be liked more, then be likeable. Right now, there are much shorter guys of even more questionable genetic stock who are the life of parties worldwide. I realize that it's not as simple as that, but I would seek professional help with your self-esteem. These reasons you are giving are not so much reasons as they are excuses.

I'm not coming down on you, because I share many of your issues. I understand that it's difficult, but it's also not as impossible as you seem to think.

**bipolar danger girl** · 11-25-2012, 09:25 AM

Originally Posted by Power Girl-

(I'm being serious so bug off if you're looking to troll me)

Ok so I'm a short 5'5 guy, wears glasses, and very skinny. On top of that I have an ugly face and bad hair. Basically I have the worst genes in life plus I suck at most things except video games. What I've come here today is to find out which DC female is my girl my match.

-Wonder Woman would look at me and say "Out of my why sperm bank!". I'm not mate worthy seeing as I'm ot an Alpha male like superman.
-Catwoman also likes Alpha males. I can see her just using me to take care of her cats while she bangs a muscular hot guy in the next room

-Supergirl is young so naturally she would go for meatheads.
-Harleen-Q is a lesbian -_-
-Rachel Roth would view me as a nothing. Ignore my existence most likely which would hurt like hell.
-Zatanna would be nice to me but deep down she's thinking "What a F&@% loser GOD GO AWAY!"

-Helena is a man hater
-Ivy again would use me for some sick twisted things.
-Talia would laugh at me if I even came near her. She only wants the best of the best DNA from men. She'll have me beatup and killed.
-Kate Kane is a Lesbian.
-M'gann............HELL NO!
-Minerva..Maybe (What do you guys think?)
-Barda would call me a lowly omega male.
-Starfire...Maybe
-Powergirl wouldn't think much of me but she wouldn't have me either

Besides Minerva and Starfire who else would date or marry a loser like me? I've given up on the real deal also. BE HONEST GUYS.

I think all of these ladies could be written to love you. Supergirl + Power Girl- Forever.

**Shawn Hopkins** · 11-25-2012, 09:27 AM

Your only bet is Ice. She has a history with sexist charity cases.

Minerva would kill you just for posting this thread.

**Home made ectoplasm** · 11-25-2012, 09:48 AM

Originally Posted by Power Girl-

A guy on youtube asked out 2000 women sadly only 11 had sex with him.

Or if you look at it positively, he behaved proactively and had sex with 11 women

**marvell2100** · 11-25-2012, 10:02 AM

Originally Posted by Home made ectoplasm

Or if you look at it positively, he behaved proactively and had sex with 11 women

I guess he was expected to have sex with all 2000. I agree, it was kinda stupid but he was proactive. I just hope he was protective as well.

**bipolar danger girl** · 11-25-2012, 10:07 AM

Originally Posted by Power Girl-

Being an average guy in this day means being invisible to women.

Originally Posted by Power Girl-

Women in real life are kind of boring compared to what comic girls can do.

Real life sex with boring real women, is better than pretend wild sex with Catwoman. Your first problem is you consider yourself to be average, and your second problem is you consider real women to be boring. Women like confidence, and they like to be interesting. You are a bad ass video game nerd, and interesting real women want to sit on your.. insert body part of choice here. If you believe it, the vagina will believe it too.